I once almost got f----- by a guy cuz of a misunderstanding

Started by Oldboy, Oct 22, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Oldboy
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    Oct 22, 2015
    so when i was a teen i met this smoking Latina girl from an expat camp..back then i used to call them Latinos cuz i thought they all go by that...so i was sitting with her and went on and on about how i find Latinos so hot..i was trying to hit on her but she literally said "i cant believe people here can be this open minded"... that was like 15 years ago..anyway i said yea i get sex..etc

    anyway she told me come to my home i have a surprise for you...and i go and then i find her gay f---in brother sitting in the couch half naked and s---...i left and didnt talk to her in years...when i was in college i read in an English book that Latinos are for boys and Latina for girls

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    Pato v3 exilio

    Oct 22, 2015
    HOF
     
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  3. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Oct 22, 2015
    #kooloslifelessons
     
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  4. Jaya
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    Oct 22, 2015
    :hov:

    oh my f---ing god


    i'm cryingggggg
     
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    :dead:
     
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Oct 22, 2015
    muerto
     
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  7. Oldboy
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    Jet whats your real name? i hope its Jethro
     
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    Xaos Jax Teller

    Oct 22, 2015
    :laff::laff::laff::kglaugh:
     
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  9. Thy
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    n----- you live an adventurous a--- life.
     
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    Oct 22, 2015
    :iiul:
     
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Oct 22, 2015
    it's jetty
     
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  12. Oldboy
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    thats a name or a candy bar?
     
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  13. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Oct 22, 2015
    oh wait, do u need my name for your will
     
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  14. Oldboy
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    yes
     
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    pHiLLip fARkLe Goofiest Poster on the Forum, Ever.

    Oct 22, 2015
    lol at least you didnt bring a broad home to find a prize at the bottom of the cereal box.
    pof is wack in vegas because i always just use the meet me thing and then when i look at their profiles...
    theyre dudes.
     
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Oct 22, 2015
    The spanish pronunciation of @Koolo probably probably didnt help ur case either. She told her bro she was hookin him up wit sum "koolo" :sweatt:
     
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  17. Alchemist34
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    Alchemist34 DO MY HEAD

    Oct 22, 2015
    Should have gotten them publicly beheaded or something
     
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    )''''''': f---ing language barriers amirite
     
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  19. Kevin
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    I'll be back I'm Vegas in January. Let's k--- a hooker!
     
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    So what if the misunderstanding escalated and he put you in a headlock and gave you 2 choices: s--- his d-ck for 3 secs or s--- his tongue for 2 mins. What would you have done? @Koolo
     
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