If I looked like Meryl Streep, but in Black Male Form, I'd be gigin', bruh. JS! Andre 3000 would be like, "I love her in Death Become Her"

Keep The Lies and Feel Like Money the only standouts on that Taylor g--- Project.

"The Glory" still goes. f--- your "Graduation" slander. Yeah, it's in the bottom 3 of his catalog. He forget better s--- than you thought

Apple Music is pissing me off right now. b----, I don't have this service for free. Load up the g.d.'d song I searched for already!

"All Me" still overrated basura.

"Freeeee range of the minnnnnnnd." = The moment a woman's voice made me j*** in my pants.

"From the womb to the tomb, presume the unpredictable. Guns salute life rapidly. That's the ritual."

I know my Calculus. It's You + Me = Ussssss

n----- hatin'. What's new?

Nai Palm is a cutie with an angelic voice. Drake tryin' to splash in Australia. He better leave her alone.

Samsung make me sick.

Sandra Bullock on the preview to this new episode of "Harry" is looking so g.d. good, she could get this morning wood on the daily.

I'm a Fool > Born Sinner

Holy s---! I didn't know Thom's birthday was the day after mine. As Slayar would say, Cheacheacheachea!

If "Letter to Stack Bundles" doesn't touch your soul, you don't have one.

I wish I met Erykah after 3000 got dumped by her. I was ready to be a man at 13 like a Black Shia Labeouf. Yarmulke with The Dashiki.

"You know.....it's.....FULL OF LIES! Oh. Oh."

"I see your homies dressed in black like they're fixing to ride. But that fashion statement, is tellin' a lie."

If you about to lay it down, throw on that "Boys II Men" "Uhh Ahh". WATERWORKS IN-c-mming! *Pause*

So, like, are Western Digital Hard Drives just not good, working, and/or reliable brands? I bought a 6TB Last Friday. Now I'm regretting.