Jay Zeus
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About Jay Zeus

  • Aug 7, 2011
  • Last Activity: May 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM

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      Jay Zeus Jan 8, 2017
      LOL! Soulja Boy might s---, but that verse on Marco Polo wasn't all that bad.
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      Jay Zeus Jan 7, 2017
      So I'm really the only one who thinks The Mac & Cheese 2 Intro is hella underrated?
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      Jay Zeus Jan 7, 2017
      Why does this USB Device Descriptor Request Failed becoming a f---ing pandemic, now? Does everyone have this same problem? Blue Yet Mic.
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        Jay Zeus Jan 7, 2017
        So I guess if none of those methods work as a means for solution, I'm pretty much cursed. I appreciate the incentive though, dude. I really do. Thank you. *Sighs*
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      Jay Zeus Jan 2, 2017
      "Without Me" by Fantasia > "Without Me" by Eminem
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      Jay Zeus Jan 1, 2017
      Happy Turbo Grafix 17 New Years, Section Eighty Fam! I love you nutjobs like you're all Jack and Kelly Osbourne and Ozzy. Yewr awl fkn mad
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      Jay Zeus Dec 28, 2016
      WUTCHA GAWN DEW WHEN YA GET OUTTA JAIL?!
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      Jay Zeus Dec 27, 2016
      s--- This Pistol > Work Magic
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      Jay Zeus Dec 27, 2016
      I can't wait to taste her.
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      Jay Zeus Dec 27, 2016
      I f---in' hate this year so much. George Michael and Carrie Fisher? Poor Debbie Reynolds. She was fine as f--- in The 60's, herself.
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      Jay Zeus Dec 24, 2016
      All I want for Christmas is to revive my ex-stepfather, maternal grandfather, and John Ritter so this Bad Santa 2 s--- can make sense.
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        i fked ur stepdad
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      Jay Zeus Dec 16, 2016
      The bass on "Al Sharpton" is the equivalent of really rough and fun sex in a ride with some 50's. f--k 12's! Double-entendre for that a---.
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      Jay Zeus Dec 15, 2016
      Kanye West Cares Less About Black People Than George Bush Did When Hurricane Katrina Happened. *Drops Mic*
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        Views Dec 15, 2016
        Kanye fell off harder than em in 2004
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      Jay Zeus Dec 4, 2016
      Without DeVante Swing and Static Major, we wouldn't have Ginuwine, Chris Brown, Usher, Trey Songz, Justin Timberlake, Justine Bieber. Yeah.
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      Jay Zeus Dec 4, 2016
      LOL @ Talk Is Cheap being better than all of Nothing Was The Same, Views, and If You're Reading This, It's Too Late.
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      Jay Zeus Dec 4, 2016
      Sometimes you just need to grab a bad bih by the rack and hang off her bosom's honeysuckled nectar
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      Jay Zeus Dec 3, 2016
      The world will be a better place and we will have lived to see the day that global diplomacy is declared, once everyone gives DeVante props.
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      Jay Zeus Dec 1, 2016
      I know it's unpopular opinion, but I honestly and marginally would place Dedication 2 above Da Drought 3, in terms of which one is superior.
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      Jay Zeus Nov 28, 2016
      Wadsyaname is gold in comparison to the excrement of The Fecal Behemoth, as popularly depicted on "Dogma"...that is Party People. *Shudders*
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      Jay Zeus Nov 28, 2016
      "n-----, we got doe! (Doe!) n-----, we got hoes! (Hoes!) Gain Greene Don't Stop! Biggavelli, AL-PAC!(AL-PAAAAAC!)"
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      Jay Zeus Nov 27, 2016
      House of Balloons/Glass Table Girls is still the best Vintage Doc McKinny/Illangelo breakdown segue super-joint. It's a 3-Footer-Aphrodite.
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