I f--- with Sarah Silverman. Hardbody, cuh

"Think you a bad b----. Younger s----Sue's give my peen the slop. Be in Philly with them Tommy Lee's. Come catch this Nina CHOP."

LOL @ That Whole Weekend Report Segment. Golden. I haven't seen something that mildly funny on SNL in a while. SInce Samberg & Wiig left.

"I want some Spaghetti. I'm bleedin' like Freddy."

So how do we feel about Abel selling his soul for superstardom, guys?

Rasheeda so fahn.

Too f---ing, late. Thanks for nothing.

Does any-f---ing-body know whether there is a way to fix this Device Descriptor Not Working Issue? Because I'm ready to break s---.

Gaga on this Sway Interview tho. Jesus Christ! I'd have "HER" babies, if it was humanly-possible. So badd. Awngh. Sway so thirsty.

Pudditinyamouf.

Listening to Wayne's Verse on Demolition Freestyle 1 when you have a serious stomachache > Drinking Pepto Bismol to get rid of the sickness.

There's a few rappers that's hot now whose lives I'd trade for Speaker Knockerz on The Black Market in The Afterlife to be honest.

"NWTS" is the quintessential generic project. It is only trumped in the department of monotonous mediocrity by none other than "Views".

Zay laced Fuchsia Flambe tight on that "Beast Mode" outro beat. So classic.

Brand New Guy is lowkey a modern-day classic. I don't know what happened to them, man. I mean Oxycontin was okay. But Setbacks and H&B >*

Willie Hutch is a d--- soul legend and the soul-sampling underscored staple for most Rappers. It should be more noteworthy than it is, man!

Looks like AOL Mail has gone to s---. Can't even delete all my messages in one. Looks like that dumb f---ing email is going in the dumps.

"I'm the property of October. I ain't drive here. I got chauffeured. Bring me champagne flutes, Rose, and some shots over."

When you lowkey aren't that bad-looking and you get money and they all start to say you were always handsome. Those b------s. Hate 'em.

"Hey Young Girl" still slappin', little niggew.