Jun 13, 2015

So I moved in a new appartment last month and started to notice when I'm home sometimes the b---- living under me bangs on the wall or ceiling as soon as i make some noise. For some stupid s--- like the slight rolling of my computer chair, or if my phone happens to vibrate for 2 seconds.

At first i didn't put much thought to it and thought she was just doing her s---, but It has happened on several occasions and the banging is always right under me and happens curiously everytime i make some type of noise. I'm starting to think this b---- has no life and any noise whatsoever bothers her.

Don't really want to start banging back when she does and start a war because the b---- clearly has no life as she seems to always be there when i'm home. But It's starting to piss me off because it feels like I just can't relax and do whatever the h--- I want.

Anyone has had a similar experience? Feel free to share any s-----y neighbor stories you have.

Can't wait in a year or so when i'll be able to afford a decent appartment. Getting tired of these little shithole appartments.

 

Jun 13, 2015

My next door neighbors are assholes. Always screaming and cussing each other out right in front of their little girl. They get super mad whenever our dogs piss or s--- near their yard even though we always clean it up. They have called animal control many times and it pisses animal control off because these people are such big idiots.

A few years ago my dad set up a video camera out on our deck that was shut off and acted like he was recording the guy mow his lawn it was funny as h--- haha. We've done other s--- to piss them off such as pissing on their house. Only bad neighbor I've ever had.

 

Jun 13, 2015

Unless it's your landlords home you b--- that f---ing floor like no tomorrow, you are paying rent there just like she is, you have every right to make as much noise as you want.

 

Jun 13, 2015

Simple solution to an anoying apartment neighbor is to burn down your apartment. It'll burn down their apartment too.

 

Jun 13, 2015

Have a party, Blast the music and you won't hear her b--- the ceiling

 

Jun 13, 2015

I feel like there is no pleasing these type of people. I'm a really quiet person when i'm home, I just like to relax, usually have my headphones on when on the computer, I don't stomp or blast music or any of that s---. At first I felt guilty when I first heard banging but now it's really starting to piss me off as it feels like walking on eggshells all the time. I'd really like her to come knock on my door so I could put the b---- back in her place but I know she won't because she's just being unreasonable.

 

Jun 13, 2015

Thanks, might try that.

 

Jun 13, 2015

I agree with Bot..f--- the dumb s---..I'd act ignorant as f---

This is also a great idea

 

Jun 13, 2015

my neighbor has been a douchebag his whole life and he's a skinny, frail wigger. he just got locked up and is being tried as an adult last week. good, f--- em.

 

Jun 13, 2015

One of my dad's friends burnt down his apartment about a year ago so he wouldn't have to continue his lease lol, never got caught. I got home from school one day and my dad rushed me into the living room and there was his friend on Fox 29 News lying his a--- off

 

Jun 13, 2015

Real s---..all jokes aside I'd actually knock on her door and ask her if there's any particular reason she feels the need to b--- on your floor. Seeing as how you're not making any real noise it's totally uncalled for. I'd even go as far as to say that you feel harassed and unable to enjoy your time in the home YOU pay for and that if she can't chill out and be civil or reasonable you'll have no choice but to call either the manager or police if it continues. Don't come off as threatening or curse at her. Be polite but blunt.

 

Jun 13, 2015

I predicted my neighbors death before and i felt like a badass

 

Jun 13, 2015

are we sure someone living under you? your apartment might be possessed

 

Jun 13, 2015

Either that or the people buried in his crawlspace aren't fully dead

 

Jun 13, 2015

Rofl

Spoke to her a few days after moving in and she just looked down every few seconds. Wouldn't keep eye contact. We just spoke casually and i didn't bring it up since it only had happened once or twice then.

 

Jun 13, 2015

Good advice.

But I think i'll just let it go and and act ignorant. Or start banging back if the b---- continues. Not sure i want to get the landlord involved and all that s---. Because she'll probably play it off as if there was nothing.

 

Jun 13, 2015

Thought I made sure they were..

 

Jun 13, 2015

Why would you be checking on supposed dead bodies? Necrophile much?

 

Jun 13, 2015

You probably live in a s-----y building. I lived in a s-----y building in the ghetto and I could hear everything the people above me did to the extent you're describing and they were a large hispanic family with toddlers. If i could tolerate that till i moved out u can do it bruh

 

Jun 13, 2015