Jun 1, 2026 at 2:23 PM Nah not that one. Here it is: https://x.com/Shadyind/status/2056042396618748346?s=20 Definitely looks high on something. Either that or he's been replaced again.
Jun 1, 2026 at 2:29 PM Minato will probably get worse and crazier when that happens. Next 10 years? Why do you say that? I mean, how'd you land on that number?
Jun 1, 2026 at 2:31 PM Oh yeah I did see that. Pupils look wide as f--- too I don’t think he’s ever been fully sober for longer than a year or 2. He is his mother’s son after all, and Debbie used to hide it well at times too. The fact he’s managed to keep such a skinny frame at his age is very telling too. It gets very hard to maintain a calorie defect at that age, unless you’re a vegan. So something is definitely suppressing his hunger.
Jun 1, 2026 at 2:31 PM Jackass looks sober to me. Unless you mean nobody sober & sane would deliberately go on camera with those eyebrows in which case I agree
Jun 1, 2026 at 2:51 PM I don’t got that bad of a mouth do I? f--- s--- b---- a--- c----… how many r-----s to listen to me, run up in a classroom and s---t up a teacher
Jun 1, 2026 at 2:51 PM 10 is just a nice, even number to measure years in. A lot can change in a decade. I was originally going to say 5 years but thought that would be too soon. Plus, Eminem will be in his 60s then. I feel like people start being a lot more likely to die in their 60s, especially when they’ve been unhealthy so much of their lives
Jun 1, 2026 at 3:31 PM Yeah, you're right about mortality over 60. So do you believe he's been sober as long as he publicly claims? That'd be a serious factor in his health specifically. I personally think he's been using here and there. Photos from around the time of Dre's aneurism specifically, he looks visibly just wasted. And if that's the case, it's probably just a matter of time before a major slide, if it hasn't happened already. Could be happening right now. That may even be the reason behind all the apparently-forced public appearance stuff. So many public displays of presence... it just doesn't fit his pattern. It looks unnatural, to me, anyway. Big deviation. Why is it necessary? Is it PR? To answer your question, yeah, I do think he'll be a statistic relatively soon ONLY IF he's f---ing with his sobriety. Probably nowhere near 10 years from now, either. If he were to fully relapse, I'd give him less than 5, and probably closer to 2 years. If he's actually sober or mostly sober now, and if he can stay that way, and if the rest of his health stays decent, I'd expect him to be here spreading misery for the long haul. I'd give him another 25. He has goals, and that's huge. Work, family. And Remember how he ran after he got sober... that's good for your cardiovascular health in lasting ways. He could obviously undo the benefits if he were using again, but if he's not, he definitely improved his chances by running as much as he did when he got sober. That knee problem limits him more now, but the benefits last. Your body remembers. What do YOU think, Roo? Is he on his way out by 2036?
Jun 1, 2026 at 4:26 PM Those are all valid points you bring up. I don’t have a strong opinion on whether or not Eminem has been using again, but statistically speaking it’s very likely he relapsed. It would certainly explain all the weird s--- we’ve seen from him. Dre’s aneurysm and the possibility of Dre dying could definitely trigger Eminem to relapse. We do know Eminem was running and boxing, but we don’t know if he has kept up with that. I’m not saying FOR SURE Eminem is dying within the next 10 years, but it’s likely. And it weirds me out a little bit how compelled I was to make that post about it. It’s almost like they’re trying to tell me something. All I’m saying is, don’t be surprised if it happens. And don’t be surprised at the absolute fuckery that happens afterwards.
Jun 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM Who’s “they?” I’m not an Eminem fan anymore, but I don’t wish him dead. I hope he figures his s--- out. His family is a blessing and they deserve to have him around. He was absent enough when they were growing.
Jun 1, 2026 at 4:57 PM My spirit guides. I’m not a fan either. I also don’t wish him dead, I don’t like wishing death upon people.
Jun 1, 2026 at 4:57 PM He should have died in 2003. Ideally by being popped in a drive-by by one of Suge’s goons. He would have gained legend status like Biggie and Pac and would have saved us all the horrific music over the last 20 years, plus we would have heard all the unreleased prime s--- by now. Would have been a win win for everyone.
Jun 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM Would have been cool if we never really knew who did it either, and over the years there were loads of “who killed Eminem?” theories
Jun 1, 2026 at 5:04 PM d--- thats morbid. Want me to have a heart attack? I was watching 8 mile on my Nordic track
Jun 1, 2026 at 5:16 PM Oh I know, I didn't mean to imply that. You're a kind one. I understood where you were coming from. Just that I sound harsh because reasons, but seriously, I just want us all to do ok and live and even thrive, even his stank a---. Regardless of how I may come across, such a big mouth b----. I was just trying to clarify.
Jun 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM Man.. two years since Houdini. I remember being so hype when that music video dropped
Jun 1, 2026 at 6:44 PM It doesn't surprise me that the stupidest conspiracy theories are always the brainchild of those same users who love their singer so much that they end up hating and devaluing him out of frustration.
