Eminem Eminem's 13th Studio Album Rumor/Discussion Thread

Started by jankland, Jul 1, 2024, in Eminem Add to Reading List

New album when?

  1. Surprise drop 2025

    8.4%
  2. (Early) 2026

    22.4%
  3. Takes a while

    54.2%
  4. Never, retired

    15.0%
  1. Minato
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    Minato The Prime Eminem

    Jul 4, 2026 at 3:53 PM
    I know 4chan & Reddit trolls less r-----ed than him.
     
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  2. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Jul 4, 2026 at 3:58 PM
    I'm not saying he doesn't act like an idiot sometimes but maybe it's all a gimmick

    The same way you do your corny lyrics and albumdril poses as a disgusting fat turd

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  3. Minato
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    Minato The Prime Eminem

    Jul 4, 2026 at 4:03 PM
    Corny, excuse me. But you’ll never ketchup to the energy i mustard
     
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  4. Carol Sturka
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    Jul 4, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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    He's be a little less predictable & redundant if he were brighter.
     
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  5. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Jul 4, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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  6. Carol Sturka
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    Jul 4, 2026 at 4:06 PM
    @albumdrill is actually funny in a revolting way. There's a lesson about originality in there somewhere
     
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  7. Michael Myers
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    Jul 4, 2026 at 4:13 PM
    I agree if he picks his moments when it's actually funny.
     
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  8. Carol Sturka
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    Jul 4, 2026 at 4:15 PM
    He's a work in progress
     
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  9. Michael Myers
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    Jul 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
    Well aren't we all
     
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  10. Marshall III
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    Jul 4, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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  11. albumdrill
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    albumdrill schlong

    Jul 4, 2026 at 6:59 PM
    Poses? b---- Im possessed,
    Pantry full of mayo,
    Come s--- on these breasts'

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  12. Quarry
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    Jul 4, 2026 at 7:12 PM
    There is a fine line between the gimmick attitude and the unemployed attitude, and we already know wich side they pick everyday [​IMG]
     
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  13. Marshall III
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    Jul 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
    And I wouldn't dial it back if it crank-yanked me and whoa. Still cranky and so zany, and oh, yeah, don't stop
     
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  14. Marsh
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

    Jul 5, 2026 at 6:33 AM

    I have a b----, she also likes gaming and wants to get a switch so we can play together :jaydaps:
     
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  15. Marsh
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

    Jul 5, 2026 at 6:34 AM

    He’s a 75% retired rapper with 2 grandkids, he doesn’t have time for work
     
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  16. Marsh
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

    Jul 5, 2026 at 6:37 AM
    No one here is smarter than Supsuck, that’s why his testicle looking head is so big

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  17. Marsh
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

    Jul 5, 2026 at 6:39 AM
    So you just tell Bizarre to eat less, basically.
     
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  18. Marsh
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

    Jul 5, 2026 at 6:42 AM
    Another urologist. Like Supsuck before he was fired and had to move to Europe. He kept having multiple patients show up at the same time so he could be with them all.
     
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  19. Marsh
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

    Jul 5, 2026 at 6:45 AM
    Fleshlight collector. I buy and sell. Some are limited editions, some are signed,… I always wanted to be a lesbian p--- director, but this is as close as I could get since the tape with 2 crackheads I shot didn’t blow up.
     
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  20. Marsh
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    Marsh Rosi Season #BringBackSupsuck

    Jul 5, 2026 at 6:48 AM
    that’s the real hustle right there. Make your parents pay your bills until your sons can.
     
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