Jul 26, 2026 at 1:34 PM

Shout out to the minions tho, they have more charisma than the new Captain

 

Jul 26, 2026 at 1:41 PM

Woke Won

 

Jul 26, 2026 at 1:44 PM

No s---, people love us trannies

 

Jul 26, 2026 at 2:52 PM

The Odyssey is one of those films you just have to see in the cinema. If you’re only going to watch one film to experience what cinema is, then this is the film. Greek mythology has always fascinated me, and The Odyssey by Homer is one of the greatest stories ever told. Add Christopher Nolan as director, it will always be class, but somehow he still managed to exceed them.

The whole Cyclops sequence is absolutely unreal. The tension is through the roof, and seeing it in IMAX makes it even more intense. The Circe scenes were brilliant too.

Robert Pattinson as Antinous completely steals every scene he’s in. He’s manipulative, arrogant and genuinely hateable in the best possible way. It’s one of my favourite villain performances since Jack Gleeson as Joffrey in Game of Thrones.

Nolan’s direction is on another level. The Trojan Horse sequence and the way the battle unfolds is honestly just great f---ing cinema and storytelling. It’s one of his best directed films and, for me. I found Tenet and Oppenheimer pretty underwhelming as films, despite both looking incredible from a visual and technical standpoint.

The only thing stopping this being a 10/10 for me is the ending. It felt a little underwhelming compared to everything that came before, and I wish it had stayed closer to Homer (way darker)

The cast is next level across the board. Anne Hathaway is fantastic, Jon Bernthal is excellent, and I genuinely think this film is obviously going to clean up any awards and rightfully so.

Overall, I’d give it a 9.5 out of 10. An absolute amazing film and one of the best cinema experiences I’ve had in years since Interstellar.

 

Jul 26, 2026 at 3:36 PM

9,5 cause Ellen didn't take her shirt off or?...

 

Jul 26, 2026 at 3:41 PM

IDK how an adult can be entertained by children movies. It's weird.

 

Jul 26, 2026 at 3:50 PM

What are you on about? Who the f--- is Ellen ? Absolute r-----. Stick to watching Minions - Keep out of this thread.

 

Jul 26, 2026 at 4:18 PM

Elliott is a grown man

 

Jul 26, 2026 at 4:18 PM

Toy Story killing it

 

Jul 26, 2026 at 4:19 PM

lmao you went to see a movie and you don't even know the name of who you fapping to. You only went to see topless soldiers. We know you.

 

Jul 26, 2026 at 4:21 PM

ask everyone older than 30 that made TS5 a huge success when I went, first Sunday after the release, there was a couple a bit younder than us watching it, they had to be in their 60s.

 

Jul 26, 2026 at 4:28 PM

Again, what are you on about? Topless soldier? There was no topless solider in the movie. If you don’t have anything constructive to say which you never do as your brain is the size of peanut, then f--- off.

 

Jul 26, 2026 at 4:31 PM

 

Jul 26, 2026 at 4:32 PM

What’s yall favorite movie of all time. Real cinephiles answer only. So marsh, keep the rugrat s--- to yourself

 

Jul 26, 2026 at 4:32 PM

At least you had company your own age. Still very weird.

 

Jul 26, 2026 at 4:33 PM

Tough one, so many great films but you can't go wrong with movies like Shawshank or gangs of New York. Two great films. You?

 

Jul 26, 2026 at 4:39 PM

you didn't know that before buying the ticket you were expecting to see men's nipples like with your favorite movie, Fight Club.

 

Jul 26, 2026 at 4:39 PM

They were younger than us, but yeah