Eminem Eminem's Best Punchlines

Started by psychokid, Feb 12, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. psychokid
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    Feb 12, 2015
    What's your fav Punchlines of Eminem?
     
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  2. Old Account
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    None of them
     
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    my favorite is very easily the bush quadruple on above the law
     
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    "I'll throw a stroller at you, with a baby in it" love that one;
     
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    Anyone remembers Weed Lacer Freestyle? one of my fav, with punchline:
    ''a woman beater wanted for repeated sec offenses''
     
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  6. ImmortalTechnique
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    not sure you guys know what punch lines are
     
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    em is saving his punchlines because he's still rewriting those lines he said about michael's hair
     
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    i might sound like a r----- but how is that a punchline
     
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    every punchline on recovery was goat imo
     
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    Hey it's Versace! Woops somebody shot me. And I was just checkin' the mail...Get it? Checking the mail?"

    b---- you ain't my keeper, I'm sleeping, What the f--- you keep on f---ing with me for? Slut you need to leave me the f--- alone I ain't playing, go find you a white crayon and color a f---ing zebra.

    Listen garden tool, Don't make me introduce you to my power tool: You know the f---ing drill
     
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    "you dont feel it then must be too real to touch"
     
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    "Tell the medic to bring the medication and quickly, I'm sicker than a Tupac dedication to Biggie"
    "My skin blister's, and sticks together like twin sisters"
     
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    I miss starnizzy
     
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    Everybody does, he was like the mentally challenged little brother of the family
     
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    That's why I'm making threads, this is how I cope with my depression.
     
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    I think that's the case with all the posters, as we've lost a family member. We should really have him come back
     
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    bring back nizzy poll?
     
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    lol
     
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    the fact that not afraid is basically nail in the coffin 2 tops them all i think
     
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    :dead:
     
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