2slim - Dear Tom McDonald

Started by tooslimtooshady, May 18, 2021, in Creative Add to Reading List

  1. tooslimtooshady
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    tooslimtooshady EMINEM = GOAT

    May 18, 2021
    imagine the Stan's Revenge/Dear Slim beat

    [hook]
    dear tom i heard you chatting that s---
    thinking that you was slim
    thats cap what it is
    dear tom its okay to be white
    i agree you are right
    but you dying tonight
    dear tom keep ems name out your mouth
    or i'll light a flame on your house
    and burn that b---- down

    [verse 1]
    okay i'm about to eat this mcdonalds
    get up on the mic like G do you want it
    slay the beat when i'm on it
    i defeat all oponents
    in the streets i'm an omen
    yeah, all lives matter as a matter of fact
    i guess i kinda agree with you on that
    in fact, neither you or me are black
    and i believe that doesn't mean we are wack
    but you speak the goats name i'll defeat you so fast
    you aren't slim, you ain't him so i'mma kick your a---
    you take it up the a--- you a f-- you a f--

    [hook]
    dear tom i heard you chatting that s---
    thinking that you was slim
    thats cap what it is
    dear tom its okay to be white
    i agree you are right
    but you dying tonight
    dear tom keep ems name out your mouth
    or i'll light a flame on your house
    and burn that b---- down

    [verse 2]
    dear tom, the rap games kicking you out
    you got slims d-ck in your mouth
    so i'm finding your b---- and then i'm dicking her down
    against her will, d--- right i will
    toxic masculinity, d--- right its a thrill
    going in for the k---
    with the pencil or steel
    dear tom, you a b---- and a half
    f--- your b---- in the a---
    guess this is a relapse
    but on the real g i'm here to defend shadys honor
    the game been unproper
    your name is a starter
    of conversation and controversy like Donald

    [hook]
    dear tom i heard you chatting that s---
    thinking that you was slim
    thats cap what it is
    dear tom its okay to be white
    i agree you are right
    but you dying tonight
    dear tom keep ems name out your mouth
    or i'll light a flame on your house
    and burn that b---- down

    @yeez2
     
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  2. tooslimtooshady
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    tooslimtooshady EMINEM = GOAT

    May 18, 2021
     
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    May 18, 2021
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  4. Yeez
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    Yeez Yeez 5.0

    May 18, 2021
    f---ing FIRE
     
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  5. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    May 18, 2021
    Extraordinary lyrics buddy
     
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    Ricky FORUM BOY SUMMER

    May 18, 2021
    Whoa, this flowed do flawless in my head.

    Send demo to Jimmy Iovine
     
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  7. icecube
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    icecube West Coast is the Best Coast

    May 18, 2021
    Hall of fame worthy tbh
     
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  8. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    May 18, 2021
    Do they give a Nobel Prize for rap lyrics?
     
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  9. FiveOh1
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    FiveOh1 Egotistical

    May 18, 2021
    2slim is Based
     
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    JEB

    May 19, 2021
    :emoji_laughing:
     
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    Antman No Cap

    May 19, 2021
    You should ask him to write for u
     
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