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Started by Kon, May 5, 2015, in Sports Add to Reading List

  1. Kon
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    Kon

    May 5, 2015
    Had a thread like this on RB or SL a while ago, but basically post the best sports related quotes or funniest sports related quotes, or whatever some of your favorites are. Text or video's fine. I know there's plenty of inspirational ones and all that, but I tend to like the funny ones more so I'll post a couple of those.

    My favorite one is probably this:

    I'll always remember this as the night that Michael Jordan and I combined for 70 points.
    Said after Michael Jordan scored a career high 69 points and Stacey King scored 1 point against the Cavaliers.
    -Stacey King

    Another one of my favorites is this:

    Marv Albert: This appeared to be a easy victory early in the 4th quarter until the flagrant foul by Sasha Vujacic (Kobe starts to look pissed) seemed to ignite the suns and their crowd. As the leader of this team, what was your reaction to the incident?
    Kobe: I was gon k--- him.
    Marv Albert: What do you say to him now?
    Kobe: Still gon k--- him.

    Starts at about the 58 second mark in the video below.

     
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    "Get this MFer out of here man! You're gonna f--- around and get caught with some crazy s---!" (21:15)
     
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    Kon

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    Holy s---, this made me wish Brock cut more promos in WWE instead of Heyman all the time. Heyman's obviously great but Brock can be too.

    Another one of my favorites here from Shaq.

    'Refs try to take over the f---in game'
    'Shaq we're on live.'
    'I don't give a s---.'

     
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    May 6, 2015
    One of my favorites would be the Jim Mora "Playoffs"
     
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  6. Kon
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    May 6, 2015
    Don't you also love that 'play to win the game' one? You've used that one a few times on me lol.
     
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    May 9, 2015
    "The Patriots just aren't good anymore"- Trent Dilfer
     
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    May 9, 2015
    Was that after the chiefs game this past season?
     
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    May 9, 2015
    Yes lol. And also all the sportscasters saying Brady should be benched
     
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    Thought about cutting him from my fantasy team at that point tbh lol, glad I didn't.
     
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    May 11, 2015
    Obviously the Iverson practice rant
     
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    May 11, 2015
    Not really a sports quote but when that guy got to the mic at the podium after the Seahawks won the Superbowl and said "Bush did 9/11..." that has to be up there.

    Iverson's PRACTICE???

    The Northwestern coach "ooooo, ahhhh, well, get home safe"

    Jim Mora PLAYOFFS??

    Shaq has numerous

    That's all I can think of right now.

    Actually, Buehrle's perfect game last out might be a favorite of mine. Just listen to the commentator during the last out lol. Start it at 5:03.
     
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    "I'm here so I won't get fined" - Marshawn Lynch
     
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    May 18, 2015
    My favorite was watching the Patriots Bills game like 4 years ago and the CbS announcer was on Brady/Pats d-ck so hard, Brady made a first down throw on 3rd down. Then the guy said :Tom Brady is ranked number one in the league at just making plays. The other guy was like oh I didn't know they tracked that stat. Haha
     
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    "I wish one of you guys had children so I could kick them in the f---ing head or something, their testicles.. so you could feel my pain"
     
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    Reporter – “You’ve got some scars on your face, Zlatan. What has happened?”
    Zlatan – “Well…I don’t know…you’ll have to ask your wife about that”

    Zlatan got quotes for days
     
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