Jul 30, 2015

*old story i posted on an old forum but fits today's current events.

I was reminiscing about them younger days when u did dum s--- outta straight boredom b. This Coon! Hollywood story happened when me and my boys decided to piss in small plastic bags from the corner store, knot them up and hit that left trigger like its Call Of Duty and throw them off the roof of my building at people walking and cars parked waiting on someone.

We followed ONE simple rule tho, dont throw it at BLACK PEOPLE.

This particular day i was babysitting my little cousin so the n----- was tagging along feeling cool as s--- since hes hanging out with his older cousin, me. It's like 5 of us on the top of the roof plotting on the target b, we had a UAV online but the next thing i know my little cousin comes out of no where wit his own piss bag and chucks it off the roof and hits this CRIP n----- who everyone feared in our block named Smurf (Yes, he was black). That n----- Smurf immediately looked up to the roof b in our direction and scoped us out. There are a million terraces and windows from where that piss bag could of been thrown from but this n----- caught us on his first look on some Metal Gear Solid Expert mode b, i could see the ! over his head.



The dude pointed and started screaming at the top of his lungs b, we all ducked down quick as f--- and all gave my little cousin that i feel like throwing you off this roof stare. We were basically trapped on the roof with 2 options taking the stairs that has an trip alarm that immediately alarms the police or going down the way we came up which is from the fire scape but thats where this dude Smurf and his boys were headed. We could hear them screaming as there walking up the fire scape to the roof. At this point we're all hiding behind pilars on the roof, my little cousin is crying like a fakket and me and my boys are scared as f--- shaking looking like we doing the harlem shake.


These coons did not give 1 f--- b once they got to the top of the roof, one of them immediately shot their gun in the air to scare us and get us out from hiding. We all came out from hiding screaming for dear life b saying we didnt mean too and so on. Please dont judge me, Smurf seen that we were 14 15 year olds so he decided not to hurt us but he did decide to give us a TASTE of our own medicine. He turned around pissed in a plastic bag and equally splashed it on all of us b.




I swear on everything i love i didnt talk to my fakket cousin for like 4 years b especially since he told my mom what had happen and i got punished for that whole summer.

 

Jul 30, 2015

i died at the harlem shake part

 

Jul 30, 2015

This story still stands the test of time

 

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Jul 30, 2015

i could see the i over his head

 

Jul 30, 2015

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

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Jul 31, 2015

I know the old saying I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on but d--- that fool was both

 

Jul 31, 2015

f---ing brilliant!

 

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Jul 31, 2015

I remember the crip n----- named smurf

 

Jul 31, 2015

lmaooooooooo this s--- still cracks me up

certified classic

didnt big b used to say this coon was smurf lmao