Eminem Bathroom lyrics thread [Marshall B-Day Countdown]

Started by Nori, Aug 17, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Aug 17, 2015
    The Rap God will be turning 43 in a couple of months. In honor of this milestone and to celebrate his iconic career, I'd like to help spread his message throughout the world. Starting right now, post an Em lyric (two bars at most) that you'd like to see me write on a bathroom wall somewhere. I'll check on this thread in the morning and the lyric with the most likes as the one I'll use for that day. I'll be taking pictures and posting them in here. Thanks in advance =]
     
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  2. Blogs McGooch
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    Aug 17, 2015
    "And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
    Imma be a f---ing r--ist in a Jason mask"
     
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  3. Final
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    Final

    Aug 17, 2015
    i was born with a d-ck in the brain, yeah, f----- in the head
     
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  4. Packman
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    Aug 17, 2015
    Hi my name is
    I FORGOT MY NAME!
     
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  5. Knox
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    Aug 17, 2015
     
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  6. attila
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    Aug 17, 2015
    When you don't give a f---, when you won't just put up
    With the bs they pull, 'cause they full of s--- too
     
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  7. Ape
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    Ape

    Aug 17, 2015
    Shove a gerbil in your a--- through a tube!
     
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  8. Prosciutto
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    Prosciutto a tarda notte al centro commerciale

    Aug 17, 2015
    I'm going to a pretty place now where the flowers grow
    I'll be back in an hour or so
     
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  9. TheResponderUno
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    Aug 17, 2015
    "f--- that I'd rather turn this club to a bar room brawl, get as rowdy as Roesthlisberger in a bathroom stall."
    - For a good time visit S80
     
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  10. Jimelej
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    Jimelej Guest

    Aug 17, 2015
    Slim Shady? s--- sounds like a fable to me
    Til' he jumps out of the f---ing toilet when you're taking a pee!
     
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  11. 1ts ok4y
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    Aug 17, 2015
    Nothing will stop me from molestin' you
    ti--y-f---in' you til' your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles
     
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  12. Ricky
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    Ricky FORUM PRIME WILL BE BACK

    Aug 17, 2015
    "I can’t call it: same s---, different toilet
    Oh, you got a nice a---, darling!"
     
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  13. CSW
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    Location: America n-----

    CSW Member 3461

    Aug 17, 2015
    toilet water splashes me right in the a--- when I'm spittin, cuz I'm always shittin when I'm rappin like master p
     
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  14. camptech
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    camptech No more half-measures...

    Aug 17, 2015
    I'm tired of backstabbing a--- snakes with friendly grins
    I'm tired committing so many sins
     
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  15. Nick
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    Nick (;

    Aug 17, 2015
    "we don't know a word to a verse all we know is the chorus
    cause the chorus repeats the same four words for us!"
     
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  16. PimpinButterfly
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    Aug 17, 2015
    "s--- you probably think I'm in your tape deck now
    I'm in the back seat of your truck with duct tape stretched out"
     
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  17. rapmusik
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    Aug 17, 2015
    Oh f---, I think it's stuck, AH BUT IT FEELS TO FACKING GOOD
     
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  18. Loyalty
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

    Aug 17, 2015
    More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl / Inside of a plane, aimed at the World Trade
     
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  19. Groovy Tony
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    Groovy Tony Grandma's baby Eddie Kane

    Aug 17, 2015
    Todd, you're the s---
     
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  20. Immy
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    Immy yikes

    Aug 17, 2015
    I'm so trill ima get the hoes again like buffalo bill

    or

    I EVEN MAKE THE b------s I r--- c-m (has to be caps for emphasis)
     
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