Sep 5, 2015 *for audiences 17 and up it all started on a cloudy day of meatballs, it was about 3 am in the morning my time, at this time im in the studio mixing the work like coco, i see from my phone that i get a pm on section80. now understand i get random pms from @Koolo everyday asking is my d-ck size still bigger than his and the answer is always "yes, stop comparing a skyscraper to a peanut" then he goes and spends a million bucks on a d-ck enlargement that never works cause they cant find the d-ck in the first place. but, this time i knew it was different, something called me like an angel from the sky to open it, and to my suprise out from the gates of the sky it was @Mimi , first we talked about pokemon and how we never evolved our pikachus, thats when i knew we had something special. the process of never evolving your pikachus is one many people have a hard time coping with, but there resolution is always "Raichu is one fat ugly MFer, thats like evolving that n----- into depression" - Denzel Washington voice anyways we talked for a few hours, i would reply quickly, she would reply every 20mins, i knew she had to be teasing me, its like trying to catch a beautiful butterfly, while having the hops of a white guy. i knew i had to go with my guts, pulled out my balls and jacked off to some pov p--- i pulled up, then i went back to the pm and told her we should hang out sometime. she replied, " yea of course love, i live at ___ tho and thats a long way from you" i replied, " do u have a p----?" she said, "yes" then i swam across the ocean so fast, the news was saying, "there has been sightings of aquaman." first i was like so i finally make it to Australia and s--- looking like a f---ing sponge and undeveloped grape getting out the ocean, i saw a black brethren and told him why i came here, and he said, "fake n----s don't survive the swim to the p---- trails, so u must be a real one." and he gave me directions to Mimi's house after i told him the address. so I'm jogging my way down there and u can tell I'm jogging for the p---- the way people are nodding to me, one girl even smiled and pointed at me and said, "murder it" to tell u the truth i was more turned on than creeped out, so i realize i still have a long f---ing way to go and see this teen on a bike i tell him," yo dude there's chick giving free blow jobs down the street." he looks at me hops off his bike runs like a dumass who forgot he just had a bike and decides to run. i take the bike and head to Mimis direction again feeling like the goat and s---. i finally get to the neighborhood, get to her house and see a note on her door that says "currently on the swim to the d-ck trails"
