Serious Help Asap!!!!

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  1. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Sep 5, 2016
    a f---ing huge bat is in my room , anyome know how can i get rid of that b---- ??? asap
     
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  2. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Sep 5, 2016
    f--- it !!!
     
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  3. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Sep 5, 2016
    they dont like fire
     
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  4. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Sep 5, 2016
    deodorant and a lighter
     
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  5. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Sep 5, 2016
    howd it get in your room, do owls live in a cave?
     
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  6. Final
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    Final

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    Evacuating bats during the right season is essential to their overall survival and ability to continue eliminating pests. Try to avoid getting rid of bats in the winter. Bats typically hibernate during the cold season, and there won't be enough food for them to survive outside. If the bat population is decimated, you'll probably notice more insects like mosquitoes and garden pests come spring. Locate points of entry. Look for bat droppings (guano) on or below the entrance. Bat droppings have tiny bits of insect shells, so they're sparkly in the sunshine and crumbly in texture, unlike mice droppings which consist mostly of plant matter. They make an amazing fertilizer. Try to avoid inhaling the bat droppings. You can get histoplasmosis (flu-like symptoms). The very young, very old, and those with weakened immune systems are especially vulnerable. If you can't identify the openings by the droppings, such as if the bats haven't been there for a long time, watch carefully to see where they emerge from at night.

    Note that bats in some regions can fit through a hole the size of a dime! These are some common points of entry: Broken or poorly-fitted screens, loose or missing shingles or tiles, places where flashing or boards have come loose, locations where pipes or wiring enter buildings, where walls meet the eaves at the gable ends of an attic, where porches attach to the main part of a house, where dormers meet the roof, cracks and crevices where siding forms corners, or at places where it meets windows, doors or chimneys. Prevent re-entry.

    Once you've evacuated the bats, you'll need to keep them from getting back in. There are two ways to go about doing this. Perform repeated sealings. After they leave at night to feed, nail or staple a screen or fine hardware cloth over the opening. By the next night, only some of them will be gone, so you'll need to remove the covering so the stragglers can leave to feed (they'll be hungry). Bats typically feed on a 24 to 48 hour cycle, so you need to go through a couple of sealings to get rid of the entire colony. This can be pretty time-consuming if there are many openings throughout the building, as bats typically won't use alternate exits. Use one-way devices. This is what professionals use. Once all the bats are gone, the devices are removed and the holes are permanently sealed. You can purchase one-way devices, or make your own from netting, PVC pipes, or empty caulk containers. Make a one-way device out of netting. Cover the opening with plastic or lightweight, flexible netting with 1/6 inch (0.4 cm) mesh or smaller, but only secure it along the top and halfway down the sides. It should extend 18 to 24 inches (46 to 61 cm) below the bottom edge of the opening. Repeat for all openings. Keep the netting in place for a minimum of five to seven days to ensure all bats have exited. Then permanently seal the openings with silicone caulking, caulk backing rod, hardware cloth, or heavy-duty netting.

    Check where the bats are roosting. For example, under columns, under high foundations, under roof eaves, etc. If you see bat dung, they're roosting there.Get out the hose and spray into the area. The water should cause the bats to move, even during the day. The water scares them but doesn't hurt them. Repeat the message. They may take a while to grasp that this is a repeated disturbance, but persevere. Eventually they'll be discourages and decide that roosting under your roof or elsewhere is not the place for them. Put something else that discourages them in the area after spraying, such as bat repellents or Mylar strips.

    Don't use pesticides. Some species of bats are endangered. In some areas, using pesticides to get rid of bats is illegal. There are other ways to get rid of them, and wherever they go, they'll eat bugs and garden pests, and they'll fertilize the soil with guano (their feces). To be effective indoors, the active ingredient in mothballs, naphthalene, must be used in such large quantities that it poses a significant health hazard to humans. Don't attempt any of these measures in the United Kingdom.

    Owl I hope you aren't in the United Kingdom, In the UK all bats are strictly protected and it is a serious offense to disturb their roosting and breeding areas.
     
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  7. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Sep 5, 2016
    he's from Owlgeria
     
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  8. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Sep 5, 2016
    I have a regular sized one in my room
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  9. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

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    MFer is faster then 911 in white neighbourhoods
     
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  10. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Sep 5, 2016
    he is hiding -_- I'm so f----- up I'll take a time off
     
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  11. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

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    i don't want to alert him tbh
     
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  12. Final
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    Final

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  13. Clive
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    Clive Mind Over Matter And Soul Before Flesh

    Sep 5, 2016
    Yell "YOU THINK THIS A GAME!?!?!?!" and run in his direction throwing punches repeatedly even if they don't come close to hitting him.
     
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  14. Proto
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    Proto drippin so pretty

    Sep 5, 2016
    shoutout my boy omar, as he once said, "f---, it's f---in bats in my attic"

    :mjcry:
     
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  15. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

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    WTF i really really cant find him now
    maybe I'll just play harambe and see his reaction
     
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  16. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Sep 5, 2016
    become Owlgerian batman
     
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    DetroitDGAF Locked in Mariah’s Wine Cellar

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  18. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Sep 5, 2016
    isn't that gonna burn my room ?
     
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    mow long live flippa

    Sep 5, 2016
    let em b e
     
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    DetroitDGAF Locked in Mariah’s Wine Cellar

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    :jordan:
     
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