Eminem What do you think would happen if

Started by Vice, Feb 8, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Vice
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    Eminem told his limo driver to drop him off in the middle of the city with no security so he could walk around, alone, in broad daylight?

    I was listening to Fine Line the other day and thought about the part where he mentioned walking around normally in Target, and started to think why the f--- can't he just do that? Then I realized how dangerous thousands of peoples surrounding him and pushing towards him would probably become.

    imo I think he'd literally get trampled and smothered to death and wouldn't survive the day
     
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  2. VMO2
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    the driver wouldnt let him do that lmao
     
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  3. ImmortalTechnique
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    Unless he was in a wealthy suburb full of young white girls and csw he'd probably be okay.
    Other people as famous as him manage okay. Paparazzi, sure. People come up, ask for pictures or autographs, annoying. Marshall is not a recluse because his fame makes it unsafe for him to go anywhere. He's a shut in because he's a socially awkward guy without the ability to interact with human beings on a normal level.
    Maybe he could shut s--- down at the mall, though. That'd be macadamia.
     
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  4. Vice
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    Kinda tried too hard for likes with this one g

    Tbh I still think he'd get absolutely stampeded
     
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    I doubt the man would die. He would undoubtedly be hounded though.
     
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    i honestly dont know why people with bother him..i would be scared to get close i dont wanna catch whatever virus is f---ing up his skin
     
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    lol
     
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    This is an amazing post. Just all around great in every way. I just wanted to share this with you, a like wouldn't be enough
     
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    to survive this level of fame and notoriety for so long is already unprecedented. and if the emily dickinson approach is working now it won't keep working for fifty more years seeing as slim's health and skills are either at their peak or still peaking
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

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    Lmao people act like being famous is as dangerous as being in Iraq. Literally less than 1% of all celebrities have been killed, no matter how famous. Like, people on Marshall's level or higher go out all the time and at worst get stopped by fans and papparazzi enough for it to be annoying. You Stanleys think that just because y'all love Eminem too much that the whole world will drop what they're doing and risk life and limb just to catch a glimpse of him.
     
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    to be fair everyone on that list is either elton john or dead
     
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  12. Peter Parker
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    He'd probably end up running around recklessly, getting s--- like this

    [​IMG]
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

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    f---ing a I knew one of you stans was gonna say this s---

    I meant fame wise
     
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    He would make another s--- album about it
     
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    Supposely in the past he hired 6 ex-CIA members as bodyguards and wears a bulletproof vest in public.

    He also has a electric perimeter fence, CCTV cameras and motion sensors at his Detroit mansion.
     
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    I think sometimes he randomly goes into society without security just to feel normal sometimes. BUT if left out for too long he could get attacked by some disgruntled stan who is still waiting on Relapse 2
     
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    @Fried
     
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  18. Vice
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    The question stem was: He left his limo without body guards, alone. No other factors involved except what was given.

    What would happen?

    I'm not saying someone's going to deliberately try to k--- him (def possible tho). I'm saying that when 5 people crowd around, then 10, then 100, then 1,000, then 5,000, and they are all pushing to get to the center, the center is going to get squeezed to a point where someone is going to get smothered and die.
     
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    Starnizzy comes out from hiding to kidnap him and force Marshall to sing good hook in his basement
     
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    :woodson: :whew:

    you know how to fight six men. i can teach you how to engage six hundred
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