Serious What would you do if you win the powerball next week

Started by Oldboy, Jan 10, 2016, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Oldboy
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    pls only serious answers

    you win 1.3B$ next week...604Mil after taxes

    whats next?
     
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  2. Nick
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    Nick (;

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    Numerous things, but first would quit my whack a--- job then go to Europe and go to all the historic sites.


    Don't worry I got a little aside for the website :smile2:
     
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  3. Old Account
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    Have enough for living expenses and a bit of leisure, invest the rest
     
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  4. Jakey
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Jan 10, 2016
    Set myself up. Buy a house and a car, pay off student loans or other s--- my family owes. I'd donate a few mil.

    Then do whatever the f--- i want. :emoji_sunglasses:
     
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

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    Boringggg
     
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  6. Guma
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    With that amount of money there are no things that you can't do tbh.
     
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  7. K9l
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    K9l Colder than a polar bear's toenails

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    id quit my job, move to london and start raving if thats still a thing
     
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  8. Guma
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    Invest in something and enjoy myself :emoji_wink:
     
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  9. Patti Mayonnaise
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    Hire a law firm then start looking for my own personal mountain to buy.
     
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  10. Old Account
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    Bit of leisure out of 604 million is still a good amount tbh

    I would probably go on a nationwide tour to all the nice strip clubs

    Hire my old a------ boss as my personal assistant

    Buy out sketchers and crocs so I never have to see anybody wear them again

    Travel the world

    Become a god to 3rd world countries through donations

    Buy out tidal

    Off the top of my head
     
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  11. Ricky
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    Ricky FORUM PRIME WILL BE BACK

    Jan 10, 2016
    I'd locate this money in few different bank accounts, build a house for me and one for my parents. I'd give them and my brothers money too, just to make sure they ain't have to work in the future.
    I'd provide something to my homies and do charity.

    Then...
    I'd buy a nice car, clothes and things like that. Then I'd just travel around the world, because there are many places that I wanna visit.
    I'd also invest in something to increase the amount of my money.
     
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  12. K18 El Duderino
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    K18 El Duderino Welcome to the Dopamine Dome

    Jan 10, 2016
    the very first thing I would do is buy a lawyer because everyone i ever knew would be knocking at my door asking for money. After that id move away ,buy a lot of weed, and just live happily
     
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  13. Oldboy
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    well obviously everyone would quit their jobs if they get a 600mil
     
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  14. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

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    start a business, make sure my family is completely set and have no responsibility
     
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    I'd make a record label just to sign fly young red
     
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  16. K9l
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    K9l Colder than a polar bear's toenails

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    now that i thought about this question a bit more i actually came up with some good uses

    first id prolly pay for my friends moms cancer treatment cuz theyre kinda tight on money and u know its cancer and hes my best friend and s--- so yeah. id prolly do it anonymously since i dont want anyone to feel like theyre in my debt or anything like that, i got 603 milli to burn boi u never gonna be able to repay me anyways tho.

    then id buy coke since i always wanted to try that but since im a poor f--- i cant

    then id buy real food and continue to do that till the day i died

    might also donate to charity a bit even tho i rly dont give a f---

    id also probably invest in a good car and supplies and just go on a lifelong road trip with a 4g mobile router or some s--- so that i could keep in contact w my family and continue to shitpost in s80
     
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  17. K9l
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    K9l Colder than a polar bear's toenails

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    fly young red lmfaoo
    the man who made h--- hop a thing
     
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  18. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    aka the god mc
     
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  19. FLORIDA MAN
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    So the odds of winning are 1 in 292 million?

    Say some a------ billionaire buys every single combination of numbers.

    $2 per ticket= 584 million

    They would still be up a half a billion plus they would get most of the 584 million they invested back.
     
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  20. Patti Mayonnaise
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    If you want to just throw away money give it to me :lol3:
     
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