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What's the worst thing that a girl can say on a first date?

Started by Charlie Work, Oct 9, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Charlie Work
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    Charlie Work Level 5 Goblin

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    "I like Recovery"
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    See the thing about Herpes is...
     
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    because the internet

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    I don't do anal
     
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    I actually have a penis.
     
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    "I believe in sex after marriage"
     
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    Holy s--- notice how all the posts except for the first are about sex
     
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

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    'murica.
     
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    because the internet

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    'ngland
     
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

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    :dead3:
     
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    The series finale of Lost was a thoughtful and fitting way to wrap up all of the stories' loose ends
     
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    pfft girls dont watch lost
     
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    Some do....

    ...the ones with a little bit of facial hair...

    ...and don't shave their legs...

    ...and have a d-ck.

    Actually, yea, you're right.
     
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    'i'm such a young thug fan'
     
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    :westbrook3: trust the immy
     
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

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    :wtfno:
    If a girl ever tells you that, send her my way :lol6:
     
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    What if they said Yung Lean?
     
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    You have a very large nose.
     
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    :idk:
     
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    ZolaGz I took a pill in Ibiza

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    ''Can't wait for you to meet my parents'' :sad3:
     
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