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Started by attila, Feb 25, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. attila
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    attila

    Feb 25, 2015
    When you die where would you like to be buried?

    I'd like to have my ashes splattered all on the beach, so that way beautiful girls covered in lotion will be sitting on me all day.
     
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  2. CSW
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    Feb 25, 2015
    I wanna be buried with a nice grave and all but I want one of those bells with a string in case I wake up
     
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    attila

    Feb 25, 2015
    A casket with bells?

    Are you bringing a cat with you?

    Are the bells even going to be loud enough to hear us 6 feet under?, lol.
     
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    dawg

    there's a line fed down into the coffin and if you're still alive after they seal everything you can pull it and it rings a bell on the surface fengshuiing with your flowers and s--- that the cemetery attendant hears on his patrol
     
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  5. attila
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    attila

    Feb 25, 2015
    I never knew that man.
     
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  6. Mike02
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    Feb 25, 2015
    Lol people don't get buried alive anymore. Doctors have the technology now to determine if you're really dead or not.

    But yea I've always thought being buried alive would be one of the worst ways to die. You'd just be trapped there in the dark til you suffocated or starved to death.

    Anyway wierd thought I've always had: I guarantee that eventually, maybe in our lifetimes, they will outlaw burying people, and force everyone to be cremated. Think about how many people there are in the world. Billions. You can't keep burying them all, we'll eventually run out of land.
     
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  7. kris
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    Feb 25, 2015
    I wanna be buried on the Google headquarters.
     
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  8. Five Star
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    Feb 25, 2015
    When I die, bury me inside the liqour store.

    Or next to 2 b------s. your choice.
     
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  9. pHiLLip fARkLe
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    Feb 25, 2015
    i dont even wanna be buried, just throw me in a dumpster where trash BELONGS. :lolbron:
     
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  10. Jaba24
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    Jaba24 Merry Christmas!

    Feb 25, 2015
    i wanna be buried in a statue
     
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  11. Mike02
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    Would be cool if I got buried next to Eminem in side by side matching burial plots tbh..
     
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  12. pHiLLip fARkLe
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    pHiLLip fARkLe Goofiest Poster on the Forum, Ever.

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  13. Fazers
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    Feb 25, 2015
    Want my brain to be preserved and then placed into a robot. Fast forward a thousand years. I am brought back to live thanks to technological advancements. I have achieved ultimate form in my robot body. I live forever
     
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  14. RetiredAccount
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    Feb 25, 2015
    Cyrogenics ofc I agree @Fazers
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Feb 25, 2015
    I think it'd be cool to have just a simple wood coffin and be let into a river that fed into a waterfall. Would be serene/f---ing metal at the same time.

    S/o @Five Star for the GOAT references tho
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Feb 25, 2015
    You don't "splatter" ashes my n-----
     
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

    Feb 25, 2015
    @Skippy why don't you shout me out no more nikka
    :sad1:
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

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    That s----s just unspoken is all fam:daps:
     
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

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    :daps:
     
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    mdemaz Molasses

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    I want to be turned into a cyborg and enslave humanity, I mean, help it.
     
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