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who else got beat as a kid?

Started by Mike Tyson, Jan 5, 2016, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Mike Tyson
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    my mom used to beat me with a @Spatula growing up :emoji_slight_frown:
     
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    @Spatula 's mom used to beat him with a @Mike Tyson growing up :emoji_slight_frown:
     
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  3. Mike Tyson
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    :laff:
     
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  4. Poohdini
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    I caught a few beatings with those, but the big a--- wooden spoons are way worse IMO.
     
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  5. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

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    Real talk my dad would hit me with one of those vegetable cutting boards, the thick=a--- wooden ones

    He wrote popping paddle on it but he isnt a good speller so it read popin paddle
     
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  6. Lil Squeed
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    My dad used a f---ing cheese grater
     
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  7. Mike Tyson
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    yeah thats what i actually got beat with.

    my mom was weird lmao, she used to take me to the bathroom, lock the door (:what22:) and beat me with those wooden spoons

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    when i got older tho and she didn't have the juice to hurt me with those soft a--- swings :drakelaugh:
     
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  8. Mike Tyson
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    ok this hard

    this revolutionary
     
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    s--- I thought my dad was rough, at least he never named any of the things he hit me with lol.
    The feeling of your parents not being able to physically hurt you anymore is every bit as gratifying as your first smash.
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

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    best realization when my mom would be like "get over here" and i knew i could just get some love taps and walk back in my room to play games
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

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    My dad on some skyrim s--- naming his customized weapon lmao
     
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  12. Mike Tyson
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    word i used to go on "denzel washington in training day" level power trips when i realized i was finally the toughest person in my household

     
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    Man I did the same s---, my dad called my bluff and hit me with the sneakiest & most brutal headlock of all time. My only defense was the double leg take down.
     
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  14. Mike Tyson
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    my dad is pretty tough, he's 55+ now and goes to the gym daily. but i play hockey and i'm in my physical prime so i would obviously win if it came to hands (not that i would ever hit my dad)

    BUT a friend of mine got constant beatings until he graduated high school and moved out, he was 18+. dude was 6'1" but skinny as s---. his dad was the same height and his arms were like f---ing legs b. i feel bad for him :laff:
     
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    that s--- is wild :laff: i'm in tears just imagining that whole thing play out
     
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    d--- can't imagine. He stopped f---ing with me when I was like 16, he's still tough as h--- though.
    Lol you can't imagine. Closest I've ever felt to actually dying.

    s/o @Spatula for the s-----y thread, giving us a place to discuss our tough love war stories.
     
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  17. Narsh
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    wtf, my parents just used their hands

    f---in cacs (and punjabis)
     
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    y'all livin rough I salute you
     
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  19. Mike Tyson
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    my mom was throwing weaker slaps than meek mill


    she needed a weapon to inflict any sort of fear in me
     
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  20. Deadpool
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    Lmfaoooooooooioooooooooooooooooooooooyyyyyooooyooooooooooooooooo

    - DP
     
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