Write a single line of a rap

Started by Mild Bobby Sauce, Apr 23, 2015, in Music Add to Reading List

  1. Mild Bobby Sauce
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    Mild Bobby Sauce 3 apples tall

    Apr 23, 2015
    just write a good rap line

    then maybe we can compile them all into one song and il vocaroo it
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  2. Kon
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    Kon

    Apr 23, 2015
    Write a good rap line but why?
    This guy's such a s--- poster I almost wish he'd die

    ^Sorry, it's all I could think of tbh..Maybe you should give us a theme for the song or something so all the raps would fit.
     
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  3. Mild Bobby Sauce
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    Mild Bobby Sauce 3 apples tall

    Apr 23, 2015
    the theme for the song is clearly the picture in OP

    i am dead
     
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

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    I got a cravin' for crustaceans,
    Eatin' all dis seafood before I hit the PlayStation.

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    Final

    Apr 24, 2015
    call me final, sectioneightys most wanted
    most wanted, until i s---t you in the face
    and leave your body hanging in its final resting place
     
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Apr 24, 2015
    op isn't exactly what you'd call a looker.
    got more crabs than winston's hooker.
    put it in your mouth, like a winston f--,
    f--- her in the p----, like that fox news gag.
     
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    Apr 24, 2015
    i turn dough to bread, eyeballed by feds
    getting head from a chick who aint 18 yet
     
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    Daniel Kirt Fifty Shent

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    don't worry I'm not 18 yet either
     
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    You're spitting weak and I'm spitting flames
    I'll get Bane to blow your brain like Cobain on a dark knight in the rain

    am I famous now or?
     
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    I represent a pinnacle of 'old soul' deliberates
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    Apr 24, 2015
    I've seen a lot of hate lately, this s--- just popped my eyeball
    Im bout to clean this rap slate in more acid ways than lysol

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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

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    Wale's alt's exposed
     
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    Mild Bobby Sauce 3 apples tall

    Apr 24, 2015
    crab legs on deck
    im bangin red just like a lobster baby
    im dressed up like a mobster baby
    im jus tryna eat dis honeyed ham with my squadsters baby
    all my slimers look like donkey kong
    all my old timers look like oh my god
    im swagged out drippin sauce like a sauce pan
    so much sauce the sauce man was like "sauce? d---"
     
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    mow long live flippa

    Apr 24, 2015
    I eat marshmallows and beat battles
    I seek cars and pillows feat. rattles
    Peek from shadows to make you tremble
    Sneak to grab your elbows and scrabble

    I don't even know if this makes sense:lolbron:
     
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    Mild Bobby Sauce 3 apples tall

    Apr 24, 2015
    how could you go and steal my racks girl
    why would you steal those racks from me?
    i thought them bands were safe in my office
    now i demand you steal those racks right back to me
    now all my guap is gon and my skrimp bucket runnin low
    now i gotta go and sell these lil shrimpy dips on the low
    you wanna see me out in the snow?
    wanna watch a crazy nature show?
    How the f--- could you steal my racks like this
    i rap and i rhyme and i rhyme and i rip
     
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    CSW Member 3461

    Apr 24, 2015
    skills have dvlp'd
    you they'll envelope
    iovine wants to sell it
    even kdot's jealous
    but my lyrics leaked on reddit
    ellen pao's gonna get it
    and I mean get to meet her maker
    since when my lawyers draw up the papers
    she'll read em and jump out the penthouse of her skyscraper
     
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  18. Mild Bobby Sauce
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    Mild Bobby Sauce 3 apples tall

    Apr 24, 2015
    my swag is a virus
    i live in a shoe, my car is a bumblebee im tiny as f--- my g
    and you can try us
    run that s--- by us
    puddles are like lakes to me, flowers are like redwood trees
     
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    Criza Malone Hamilton Check the birthdate. n*gga you ain't Ric Flair

    Apr 24, 2015
    Thought this jameis crab leg thread was one line like pre-k, so ima make this a run-on like recess in pre-k

    :westbrook3::ray::dew:
     
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    Apr 24, 2015
    This thread is s---

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