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Funny Story From When I Was 12

Started by CODEiNE DEMON, Apr 12, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. CODEiNE DEMON
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Apr 12, 2015
    So when i was 12, I was staying with my uncle and aunt one summer. They lived on an old farm, no animals just fields and s---. One day, my uncle goes off to a market and comes back with this filthy a--- horse. b---- was scust bro. He Said it was bred from some old dudes prize stallion. My Aunt loves it for some reason, coz it's all muddy she calls it "Dirty". I liked horses and riding them and all that s---. I was so excited to ride that gross a--- horse, but they turned to me saying "If we ever catch you riding our f---ing horse then we will beat the living s--- out of you" they meant it too
    . So a Few days later, I'm messing in the fields with some old tractor tire I found, and Dirty is just eating grass and s--- next to me. For background info, my Aunt and uncle come out every few minutes to make sure I'm not riding the horse. So I Get bored and climb inside the tire, when all the sudden the Tire starts moving (field wasn't flat) and i couldn't stop. rigjt then , my aunti and uncle come outside to check on me

    They see me rollin', they hating .
    Patrollin', tryna catch me riding Dirty.

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    what
     
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    Juney Dark Art Deco Killer Mango

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    [​IMG]

    True Story.
     
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    how high are you lol
     
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    That was so dumb it actaully made me laugh
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    @Skippy bro I'm worried about you
     
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    @Cyreides nice avi. Love Skylar!!!!
     
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    Thanks, I designed it. Love her too
     
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    :khaled:
     
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    Welp
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Apr 13, 2015
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    lmaooo i actually laughed
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

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    Glad I could bring some humor to your day
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

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    Maybe it's the ganja, blame the marijuana
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

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    @Narsh I've heard this song
     
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