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Do You Wipe Standing Up Or Sitting Down?

Started by Wreckless, Jun 14, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

Standing Up Or Sitting Down?

  1. Standing Up

    12 vote(s)
    38.7%

  2. Sitting Down

    19 vote(s)
    61.3%
  1. Wreckless
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    Wreckless

    Jun 14, 2015
    :kanyebeautiful:

    For me it's standing up.

    Yeah I know, GOAT thread.
     
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  2. Deadpool
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    Jun 14, 2015
    Man this is some serious s--- no pun intended but um I do sitting down
     
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  3. Five Star
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    Five Star

    Jun 14, 2015
    Standing up. What if I somehow s--- a whole bunch and go to wipe and my hand gets in it? Nah we ain't gonna do that.
     
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  4. Mike02
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    Jun 14, 2015
    Lol wtf. I never even heard of wiping standing up before. You gotta wipe sitting down so your cheeks are spread. Lol what a r-----ed topic.
     
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  5. asvdawg
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    Jun 14, 2015
    Uhm i do neiter I do more of a lean i guess its like a mix of both
     
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  6. Deadpool
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    What if u stand up and some s--- falls out?
     
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  7. Cornpop
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    Jun 14, 2015
    people stand up???? lmaoooooooooooooo
     
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  8. Mike02
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    "I'm nervous, I farted, some s--- came out!" -Bizarre
     
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  9. Big Mitch
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    Big Mitch You never made me ran once

    Jun 14, 2015
    Standing up seems super gay tbh. Like if I told my boys that I wiped my a--- standing up, I'd feel very faggy.
     
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  10. Wreckless
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    Wreckless

    Jun 14, 2015
    I don't understand the people doing it sitting down though, can you explain?

    It's alot easier to do it standing up where you can easily spread your butt cheeks. h--- you can put one foot on the bowl and make it even easier, making sure that a--- is real clean. It's also faster to check the paper if there's still some left.
     
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  11. FreeAgent
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    This thread
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  12. Big Mitch
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    Big Mitch You never made me ran once

    Jun 14, 2015
    Depending on what hand you use to wipe, just lean to the opposite side.
     
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    I lol'd super loud in real life after these two
     
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  14. JayEmGe
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    JayEmGe Funky Monk

    Jun 14, 2015
    People wipe their a--- pretty complicated...reading about ppl standing on top of their bowl n s--- to wipe.

    I do more of a crouch
     
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  15. Five Star
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    Well then you shouldn't of stood up cause you wasn't done shittin!
     
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  16. Deadpool
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    :laff:I'm dying right now
     
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  17. Big Mitch
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    Big Mitch You never made me ran once

    Jun 14, 2015
    Brb gonna go poop right now and try wiping standing up. Idk I might turn gay doing this. Wish me luck.
     
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    What if you suffer from constant s----s, think you're good to wipe then accidentally s--- all over your hand without warning?
     
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    @Cyreides hold on to your seat you may have pulled
     
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  20. Jimelej
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    Jun 14, 2015
    standing or sitting? :50:
    I just lay down and wait for it to dry
     
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