Jul 12, 2016

1. Usually when I eat something, I won't touch the drink till I'm completely done eating then I'll drink it all at once.
2. I have 20+ movies on my DVR, some I recorded as far back as December. I'll sometimes delete a movie without ever watching it, other times I'll start a movie and not finish it till weeks later if I'm bored with it. Movies I'm real into I finish quickly though.
3. I never spend more than $4.00 on my lunch break at work, usually less than $3.
4. I never use shaving cream, I just shave when I get out of the shower.
5. I strongly prefer going to movies by myself and usually go to an earlier showing to avoid big crowds, can't stand when someone's sitting near me talking throughout.

Your turn.

 

Jul 12, 2016

1. When I first learned how to jack o-- in 5th grade I went too hard and detached skin from the tip which made it bleed =(
2. My favorite p--- is incest p---
3. I usually order extra French fries with my food when I go out to eat.
4. I bit my gf's a--- cheek so hard once that she cried
5. I'm a member on a British maternity forum

 

Jul 13, 2016

1. I don't leave the house
2. My face is clean but I have some acne in my back, that white privilege hitting hard
3. I can't look people in the eyes when they talk to me
4. Even though I prefer being alone, I can't stand winter
5. I have a Windows Phone

 

Jul 13, 2016

1. altho im really self centered i hate displaying it, including this post (idk why any1 would find this interesting to read but they lowkey should)
2. i'm in an opera choir and i have a really low vocal range (basso profundo C2 ~ C4, i have reached an A1 once tho)
3. i've been desensitized so much by youtube videos that i cant cringe anymore
4. i almost never watch shows or movies other than anime (same goes for lewds)
5. my wardrobe is exclusively all black, all white or oversaturated colors and trippy motifs

newest addition:

 

Jul 13, 2016

1. I sit down in the shower and put my foot on the drain to recreate a bath.
2. When I have time, I fully undress before taking a s---.
3. One time I pissed in a water bottle and poured grape kool aid mix in it and tricked my brother into drinking the whole thing.
(to be continued)

 

Jul 13, 2016

wtf i never step on the drain
ever

 

Jul 13, 2016

Yeah I usually avoid the drain too but lol'ed pretty hard at what Skip said about it.

 

Jul 13, 2016

i wanna fly out to houston to give your brother a hug

 

Jul 13, 2016

4. Since I was a kid I've had this thing where if an inanimate object inconveniences me in some way I fantasize about giving it consciousness only to beat the s--- out of it for whatever it did.
5. Torture/gore videos don't bother me, when I'm irl and show my friends or vice versa I have to put on a front of being disgusted.

 

Jul 13, 2016

when his dad found out, he said "skip, urine trouble"

 

Jul 13, 2016

f--- him.

 

Jul 13, 2016

Not literally @Nori.

 

Jul 13, 2016

- my hands use to sweat uncontrollably (hyperhydrosis) until i had a procedure that fixed the problem for good. one of the best decisions of my life.
- i won the EA Sports Madden Challenge in 2004 in green bay, wisconsin
- people leaving their DVDs/blu-rays/video games out of the case and on the floor (so they can get scratched or smudged) is a pet peeve of mine and something i can't stand. and its why I usually don't let ppl borrow my discs. too many ppl do this.
- on one of the very first times i drove out of town, i got completely lost and went lots of miles out of my way, and it took me almost the entire day until i finally got to my destination. its a good thing i have GPS now lol
- i'm a huge minnesota vikings fan and on the very first game i got to see live......they won on the very last play and it happened right in front of me. can't get much better than that for your very first game!

 

Jul 13, 2016

1. ive been smoking dope on a regular basis since grade 7 and i think im turning into a literal r----- and im ok with that
2. i jerk off in airplane bathrooms whenever i get the opportunity
3. ive listened to 700+ albums in the span of a year and a half somehow
4. when i was 12 i got charged with assault cause i was talking s--- to this random indian kid and he pushed me into a snowbank so i beat the s--- out of him on the spot, feel really bad now that i think of it
5. i lost 60 lbs in a year without even trying to

 

Jul 13, 2016

is that why you're so hostile toward narsh?

 

Jul 13, 2016

i'm a witness for the last 6 months

 

Jul 13, 2016

come to think of it, he kinda looked like narshima. dont really feel as bad now

 

Jul 13, 2016

1. I've been high almost 24/7 for the last 7 years and still perform above average at college
2. I steal cactus's from people's backyards and cut them up then cook it up into some juice cactus (contains mescaline; sort of of like a natural LCD) and trip out, I swear it's the worst tasting thing you will ever voluntarily drink but its super fun and last 12 hours + of tripping the f--- out.
3. I once shelved a MDMA pill (shelving is when you insert a pill up your anus, apparently it kicks it in harder)
4. When I was 6 years old my parents caught me in the closet licking my friends p----, not sure if i knew what i was doing at the time at all
5. I once surfed every single day for 4 months.

f--- i Just realized how much I'm the man.

 

Jul 13, 2016

1 i had tight phimosis since birth and it has only got better since my 20's
2 i was run over when i was by my dad i crawled on to the driveway (died 3 times in hospital apparently and doctor said i would never walk again) but i am
3 i looooove taking the whole packet of milo and tipping it into a mug then filling it with milk and eating it with a spoon
4 i think about death alot (only cause of where im living)
5 im dyslexic and struggle to learn simple tasks and am usually scared of people and communicating with them

 

Jul 13, 2016

then u woke up