Eminem Make your own Recovery/HTS-esque punchline bars

Started by NAES, Sep 22, 2016, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. NAES
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    Sep 22, 2016
    Try to make it as over the top and dumb as possible

    Examples:
    "It'll never be my chair that you own, crown so tight that it cuts off
    Circulation to the brain, no oxygen, other words, there's no heir/air to the throne"

    "My God, what I mean is David Carradine jacking his penis
    In front of his tripod choking his own neck, what part you don't get
    I'm saying I die hard"


    I'll start

    "Makin' it worse for myself with all the s--- I go and say
    Might as well throw those roses at me, I'M DIGGING MY OWN GRAVE"
     
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    Sep 22, 2016
    "cut drugs cold turkey now I'm goin' ham, you want beef then you gon' get roasted man"

    them lunch meat puns tho
     
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    "I'm beating you up until Meghan Trainor screams NO, in other words, it ain't over 'til the fat lady sings"
     
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    "You'll never be as high as me on the rap mountain, so make like toilet paper and go back to the bottom poutin"
     
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  5. Dread or Alive
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    I cant even imagine trying to rap without the sslp flow, much less intentionally make cringe bars.
    SSLP left too much of a mark on me.
     
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  6. Spatula
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    Nah you see that's a regular punchline. Recovery punchlines have to involve a setup that in the 2nd part mean something else, often including "in other words" or something like that

    And to be fair, even if they're corny, having them rhyme with multiple syllable compound and make some sort of sense in the context of the rest of the lyrics is not easy.
     
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  7. Xmipod
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    Sep 22, 2016
    It does have a double meaning,
    Em is at the highest point of the mountain so anyone who tries to come up should just go back down, and they will probably cry at the same time.
    And then they'll be like toilet paper (He'll wipe his a--- with them) because when you roll toilet paper down a mountain it will go to the "Bottom/a---"
     
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  8. Spatula
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    I guess, but Eminem would spell it out for us
     
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  9. Big Dangerous
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    ^^^ yeah @Xmipod , that is way too clever and subtle to be a recovery era punchline. Not enough brain-dead stupid comparisons, over explanation or extrenuous implementation of 'In other words'
     
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    Eating Crab & Steak, they know we got beef so LETS TAKE IT OUTBACK!!!


    (outback steakhouse reference)
     
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    Sep 22, 2016
    Say my name is Eminem, they should call me Synonnem
    Other words I use other words to describe the same words
     
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    something about working at a meat factory and calling it wrap moo-sic
     
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    Sep 22, 2016
    "Come at me and I'll shove some candy bars in my shirt, in other words I have a few tricks/twixs up my sleeve"

    I know it doesnt rhyme lol

    "My friends used to call me Lambinem, in other words I was a young goat"
     
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    "My fillet is smoking weed, yea the..." oh s---, nevermind
     
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    Saw this b---- on a farm getting her p---- licked by a brown cow. I call the cops so that this f---ing animal knows what it's like to go DOWNTOWN!!! *"haha" adlib*
     
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    :dead:
     
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    I got a machete and I cut open everything that's on the stake (steak),
    'fore I do that, I'd rather sing choruses for *censored* (Drake),
    I was thinking to make a sequel to my own remake (Relapse reference),
    But f--- it, b---- quit playing chickens, like Jason and Mase
     
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    This is my house and I'm the king in this b----, your house stinks you need to move to an ApartMINT
     
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    I dont play that fake music (nah)
    Im real to this rap game
     
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    I battle MCs everyday and it's fair play If i lose i will lose it so next time you will fear to play
     
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