Oct 25, 2015

Hey,
Basically post some advices you want Eminem to follow.
I'll start:
- Eat much more so your face become awesome as it was.
- Throw Royce and Slaughter house and get back to D12 and the Outsiders.
- Let Dr.Dre produce your songs and albums instead of s-----y pop producers.
- Buy a better mic cause you're a millionaire and some of your lyrics are hard to know without rap genius.
- Next time Stephen Collebar interviews you, you should be the only who freaks him out.
- Marry Kim and divorce her again so your life become more dramatic and you produce better music.
- Fire Paul Rosenburg, and get better guy who promotes your music as it deserves and connect you with other artists so we have good features.
- Pop Vicodins again
- Lye on your back and let rihanna set on your face and lie, let Rihanna call you Pinocchio and wait for your nose to grow

 

Oct 25, 2015

Have sex.

 

Oct 25, 2015

Do something with Kanye

 

Oct 25, 2015

Stop tryna be me

 

Oct 25, 2015

Donate all ur money to Drake and rename your albums after him

 

Oct 25, 2015

Give me Rihannas number

 

Oct 25, 2015

make me famous goddamnit.

 

Oct 25, 2015

What a time to be alive

 

Oct 25, 2015

Hijack a plane and gift it to Paulie

 

Oct 25, 2015

 

Oct 25, 2015

SLAUGHTERHOUSEEEE!!!111!!!111, yes.
Royce, no.

 

Oct 25, 2015

I can't figure out why your first piece of advice is telling him to eat more above anything music wise...

 

Oct 25, 2015

- stop wearing the same clothes, get rid of them train conductor hats
- slow down and use a more natural flow, we want to hear what ur saying - The Warning flow would be amazing to hear again
- more story telling, less inspirational songs about picking yourself up and becoming stronger
- ditch these s-----y producers and go back to Dre and the Bass Bros who know what they're doing
- drop an album of your best unreleased songs we've yet to hear with a booklet explaining what was happening in your life and what motivated you to record them
- Release I'm Back and Marshall Mathers fully uncut, as well as Ghost Stories in full
- release a bluray of all your uncensored music videos so far
- start layering your vocals like you used to, and make a come back with the adlibs
- take shots at people to stir some s--- up again

 

Oct 25, 2015

We get it you're technical, now focus on the content.

 

Oct 25, 2015

f--- talking clear so you all can hear
I'd rather rap like a f---ing auctioneer

 

Oct 25, 2015

Release another solo album, Marshall...

 

Oct 25, 2015

2 in 1

 

Oct 25, 2015

yo Em slow down a bit, you seem too aggressive it doesn't always work man, try to pleasure your audience, sure technique is important but you can't be so schematic about it. Listen to my advices and maybe one day your b---- will come, good luck!

 

Oct 25, 2015

nice thread mate @DMX

shared so more people can see the advises

 

Oct 25, 2015

Release another solo album and flow like you did when you started but a more up to date flow....make it lyrical as h--- and put some hard s--- on it....like a mix of infinite ,the Marshall Mathers lp,and the eminem show....now that would be nice and make it a double disc but 2nd disc be like 6 songs.