How do you start your mornings?

Started by Deadpool, Aug 2, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Deadpool
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    Aug 2, 2017
    i start mine by laying in bed for an hour watching tv then i get food
     
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  2. Jehovah
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    Jehovah SB3

    Aug 2, 2017
    Wake up at like 7 then lay in bed watchin TV till like 10
     
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  3. Lil Wayne
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    Lil Wayne Tha Carter V

    Aug 2, 2017
    with coffee and a cigarette
     
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  4. Cunner
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    Cunner belter skelter

    Aug 2, 2017
    wake up at 4am so i can listen to drake discog til 8 then slap buff n go to work
     
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  5. Deadpool
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    Copy cat
     
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  6. mow
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    mow long live flippa

    Aug 2, 2017
    make coffee drink it w porridge and surf the net and then take a nice shower
     
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  7. Deadpool
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    Your gonna die soon
     
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  8. Deadpool
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    Aug 2, 2017
    Why not do all that in the shower u lazy f---
     
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  9. Trackz
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    Trackz BARCODE

    Aug 2, 2017
    Start my day waking up at 5am. Shower and get ready for work. Get breakfast, egg white omelet with ham cheese and tomato, side of turkey sausage and home fries and apple juice to drink. Im at work by 645am.
     
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    Lil Wayne Tha Carter V

    Aug 2, 2017
    not for long

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  11. Sav Stanfield
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    Aug 2, 2017
    wake up 5AM and ride my donkey 16 km's to the forest to chop lumber for firewood, then bring it back down to the village. Slaughter a goat for the evening feast then help papa prepare with his woodsmithing until the sun god goes to sleep behind the mountains. on weekends just sleep tho.
     
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  12. 1999
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    Aug 2, 2017
    When I wake up I recognize you're looking at me for the pay cut
    But homicide be looking at you from the face down
    What MAC-11 even boom with the bass down?
     
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  13. Allis Mines
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    Aug 2, 2017
    Get up, have a shower, have a bong and a coffee, jam some beats for a bit, then drive to uni.
     
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  14. Caslon
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    Caslon covered n moe

    Aug 2, 2017
    im startin off my day with a blunt of purp
    no pancakes, just a cup of syrup
     
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  15. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Aug 2, 2017
    Wake up
    Take a s---
    Have a shower
     
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  16. Allis Mines
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    Aug 2, 2017
    are you taking the piss?
     
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  17. 1999
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    Aug 2, 2017
    thats actually hard as f---, gucc never gets the lyrical recognition he deserves
     
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  18. 1999
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    Aug 2, 2017
    its summertime he prolly outta school let the man sleep
     
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  19. Deadpool
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    Can I hire u to be my cook
     
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  20. Deadpool
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    Yea my cousin is the same way
     
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