Eminem The official Recovery bad punchlines thread

Started by Young Sinatra, Jan 12, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Young Sinatra
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    Young Sinatra I've moved, my new account is "Pato". Follow me!

    Jan 12, 2015
    This s--- would be priceless.

    Now, i don't think Recovery is a bad album, but the punchlines on most tracks of the disc are really, REALLY cringeworthy.

    There are so many horrible puns that the s--- need a thread. Let's see how much we can discover and how many pages we achieve.

    I would put some ones:

    And last but not less, a classic:

     
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  2. Mikey
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    Jan 12, 2015
    Before 09 Eminem didn't do many punchlines at all. But he was clearly heavily influenced by Wayne & seen how big he got so he decided to start doing them.
    I still enjoy Recovery though.
     
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  3. sQuitter
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    Jan 12, 2015
    A couple of brilliant ones:

    "Now you get to watch her leave out the window
    Guess that's why they call it window pane"

    "f--- the world, feed it beans - it's gassed up"...
     
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  4. Oldboy
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    Jan 12, 2015
    Standing on his monopoly board
     
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  5. Suburban Scum
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    Suburban Scum Annihilator

    Jan 12, 2015
    The worst thing about Recovery is @Arch Dogg
     
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  6. SaviorOfS80
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    SaviorOfS80 The Second Cumming

    Jan 12, 2015
    I'm on top of my game
     
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  7. Michael Myers
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    Jan 12, 2015
    Till my hip don't hop anymore

    Almost wanted to post a survival line, it really sounds like a Recovery leftover
     
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  8. CSW
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    Jan 12, 2015
    30 in million cds and singles, perhaps more rappers should start using terrible punchlines. it might help their careers
    :idk:
     
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  9. Michael Myers
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    Jan 12, 2015
    It doesn't matter what Eminem does he will sell anyway, good or bad
     
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  10. SaviorOfS80
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    SaviorOfS80 The Second Cumming

    Jan 12, 2015
    Maybe more rappers should be white
     
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  11. ImmortalTechnique
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    Jan 12, 2015
    But you keep treating me like a staircase its time to f---ing step
     
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  12. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    Jan 12, 2015
    Recovery is a bad album.
     
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    Jan 12, 2015
    there are no bad albums, only bad listeners
    :kanye3:
     
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  14. ImmortalTechnique
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    Jan 13, 2015
    They'll never catch up to all this energy that I've mustered

    So I'm a f--- til I die, yeah I'm a do it to death

    like a f--- you for Christmas his gift is a curse

    it's time to exorcise these demons These muh'f---ers are doin' jumpin' jacks now

    haters can make like bees with no stingers and drop dead

    treat this roof, like my daughters and raise it

    lift the whole liquor counter up 'cause I'm raising the bar


    s---, I forgot just how bad Not Afraid is
     
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  15. grizzyp
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    Jan 14, 2015
    I think recovery is the better album out of the last 3 lps, but god d---, that joint with Pink is one of the biggest piece of s--- songs hes ever made.
     
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  16. attila
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    I'm a thumb tack
    That you slept on son
    Now here I come screaming "attack" like I just stepped on one
     
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  17. Mike02
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    Still the best Eminem related project since 8 Mile.
     
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  18. DKC
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    Jan 14, 2015
    "MY FILET IS SMOKING WEED, YEAH fa---- THE STEAKS ARE HIGH" -Marshall
     
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  19. Suburban Scum
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    Jan 14, 2015
    I won't argue. I like MMLP2 more but without Recovery we wouldn't of gotten countless great songs.
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Jan 14, 2015
    Legit question: why does Eminem get shat on for silly punchlines? Like he's the only one I ever see get hate for that. Wayne, Bino, Ye, Jay, Em, all the new legends do it, but only Eminem gets hate. Legitimately confuses me.
     
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