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worst places to get a boner

Started by J WALK, Mar 24, 2015, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. J WALK
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    J WALK TECHN9CIAN

    Mar 24, 2015
    Probably the worst place I got a boner was....
    I dated this trick and she put half a Viagra in my drink without me noticing. It was like a hour before I had to leave to work and she was like "let's f--- real quik". So I'm like word, get hard über quik and get to business. So it's like 10 mins before I gotta dip to work and my erection wouldn't go away.
    Any ways went to work using the "tuck technique" and that worked for about 5 mins cuz I was wearing basketball shorts. Ended up getting fired. Went back home argued with my girl and f----- the rest of the night. That boner lasted for probably 3 hours. :king:
     
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  2. The Mack
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    Mar 24, 2015
    At the gym
     
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  3. Oldboy
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    Mar 24, 2015
    Probably if a relative sit in your lap
     
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  4. JayEmGe
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    JayEmGe Funky Monk

    Mar 24, 2015
    The worst place to get a boner would probably be in front of a women's rights class in some edgy college.

    I can't imagine the bs a--- reasons they would come up with how your boner is ""opressing"" the female race.
     
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  5. Five Star
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    Five Star

    Mar 24, 2015
    s--- would turn out like this

    [​IMG]
     
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  6. LynchedUp
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    Mar 24, 2015
    It might not be the worst place ever but I'm working nightshifts regularly at a hotel here in Amsterdam and that means I get to sleep from 1am-6am. Unfortunately this also means that I have to check out some guests at 6am with my morning wood still in full effect. Sometimes I see them looking but idgaf
    :dwight: srsly, do you realize how f---ing early 6am is. Couldn't care less at times like these
     
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  7. Juney Dark
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    Juney Dark Art Deco Killer Mango

    Mar 24, 2015
    So, that's how you got your name?
     
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  8. Term-X
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    Term-X relevant.

    Mar 24, 2015
    Dentist chair, I've got two relatively good looking girls doing me + a trainee who's also female.
     
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    Jakey You Reckon

    Mar 24, 2015
     
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  10. AvB
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    Mar 24, 2015
    hahahahahahahah f--- sake, we have a winner
     
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    FreeAgent Resurrected like Jesus

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    That man at the end opening the doors to free his boner :laff:
     
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  12. CSW
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    Mar 24, 2015
    a strip club. seems obvious now but they hate that s--- lol
     
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  13. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Mar 24, 2015
    When you are taking the stand at your murder trial.
     
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  14. Lil Wayne
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    Mar 24, 2015
    When your boss introduces you to his daughter. Especially if she has a nice a---.
    When visiting Grandma's house.
    When walking past the playground.
    While giving a passionate speech against r---.
    At the same time you dropped the soap in prison
     
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  15. J WALK
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    Mar 25, 2015
    Born with this name dawg
     
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  16. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Mar 25, 2015
    worst s--- for me was when i was in high school, i injured my leg playing hockey so my pop would wake me up early to help me with rehab and stretches. usually i'd roll out of bed and just do the stretches for 10 minutes and then go to the bathroom to brush, shower etc.

    this was usually at 5AM before my dad went to work, so he'd come to my room, turn the lights on and stand there til I got up, given my tendencies to just go back to sleep. this particular morning my morning wood wouldn't leave b. i did the tuck technique, i flexed my quads, i did every trick in the book.

    s--- was mad hectic, i ended up jumping out of bed in crouch formation like splinter cell and running to the bathroom claiming i had to 's---' really bad to cover up. i rolled out of bed and landed on all fours then i did this type of movement to bolt past him:

    [​IMG]

    smh
     
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    Mar 25, 2015
    Saying the pledge of allegiance in 7th grade, but I swear this isn't coming from personal experience
     
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  18. Enigma
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    Enigma Civil liberties > Police safety

    Mar 25, 2015
    @Mike Tyson your post had me dying.

    A bad experience my friend once had was we were all sitting in this super small living room with a small couch and a couple chairs. There were probably like 15 people in this living room so of course some of the chicks had to sit on people's laps. So this chick is sitting on my friends lap and she randomly is like "what's that I'm sitting on?". Keep in mind my buddy is high af, like he's completely stoned so he has no idea what she's talking about, he says "oh it's my phone" but he was holding his phone in his hand lol. Then she got up and we all kinda got a quick glance of what it was lmao. I felt real bad for him after, dude looked so embarrassed but we all just laughed it off after and the chick was a good sport about it lol.
     
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  19. Charlie Work
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    Charlie Work Level 5 Goblin

    Mar 25, 2015
    In your mouth and/or a--- I would imagine.
     
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  20. The Product
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    The Product

    Mar 25, 2015
    Anywhere public especially If you have to stand up. Then you gotta find ways to hide it and s---
     
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