Clowns in America

Started by Fitzy, Oct 4, 2016, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Fitzy
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    Oct 4, 2016
    s---'s scarier than f---ing ISIS right now.
     
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    Oct 4, 2016
    Bruh s----s f----- up but kinda funny I don't know who would be with that but s----s on some IT s--- lmao
     
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    They've been spotted in the town over from me.
     
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    Oct 4, 2016
    Clowns are scary af even coming from me
     
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  5. Fitzy
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    I mean, I think about it logically. These people are probably nerds with no lives or teenagers. If they step up to me, or try running at me, I'm most likely going to drop them, right then and there, cuz there's no way that they have hands or are in shape.

    But, the whole idea creeps me the f--- out, I won't lie.
     
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    Cunner belter skelter

    Oct 4, 2016
    Thinking about it logically they would have a knife on them u tough guy
     
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    I've been trained to take down people with weapons, and I've worked with psychotic people for the past 7 years. An out of shape nerd who shops at comic book stores hardly scares me, logically.
     
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    Oct 4, 2016
    I aint gonna lie, theirs been clown sighting's in Oregon man

    s--- sucks man. Especially for professional clowns. If people start getting murdered, expect a backlash on the new "IT" remake.
     
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    :lmaooo:lmfao
     
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    Oct 4, 2016
    Lol
     
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    Clowns aren't funny anyway f--- all clowns
     
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    If he has a gun, or two knives, then my previous post doesn't count.

    But, rule of thumb, if someone has a knife, bat or non-firearm, usually they raise it above their head and come down with it. All you do is grab their wrist at it's highest point, tackle them, and isolate the limb.

    Same thing with people who punch. 90% of people have zero hands and don't know what a jab is. They just throw haymakers.
     
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    not everyone has training against armed ppl dog i mean yea these clowns arent an issue for you in the same way most people trying to attack u without a gun arent that doesnt make them a non-issue noone is saying these guys being dressed as clowns makes them more dangerous
     
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    I never said they were a non-issue. It's pretty alarming, especially since they're not targeting people like me, but females and children.

    Actually, I don't think any males have been targeted, unless they're underage. I could be mistaken though.
     
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    Oct 4, 2016
    Thought this was about Trump and his entourage or smt

    But lmfao at the situation if true
     
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  16. Cunner
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    Oct 4, 2016
    this whole exchange was so dumb and strung out lmao:currydead:


    the post you were replying to was simply saying they were scary ur post implied that they werent and that logically speaking they arent a threat to you which seems to be a cop out seeing as you are some sort of action man that can take down people with weapons i just thought it was a strange thing to bother to post in response to the original post but yea i feel ridiculous thinking about this situation anymore im glad u are safe from these clowns fam goodbye
     
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    :stephena2:
     
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    Oh yeah probably but you never know. Could be a lunitic in between with a weapon. But the idea alone is pretty creepy.

    Random thought this could be a great horror movie.
     
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    Modern Hollywood not creative enough to make this happen tho, sadly.
     
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    They stick to making remakes and ruin classic movies smh
     
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