Worst Animal Encounter?

Started by Buu, Jan 24, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Buu
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    Buu

    Jan 24, 2017
    Was around, 5 or 6 at my auntie's house. Was down south in Georgia for the holidays. We were all playing in the grass in the summer and enjoying ourselves and having a great family time toge-A f---ing SNAKE SNAPPED OUT OF NO WHERE. Like this b---- was long as f---. I guess we were in its territory and that s--- cocked his head back, and f---ing zipped at my cousin. It was a Copperhead which is the deadliest snake here. No one got hurt, and it was removed, but it's still spooky to remember.
     
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    I've been in a few bad Owl threads but made it out somehow
     
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    Buu

    Jan 24, 2017
    :currydead::currydead::currydead::currydead::currydead::currydead:
     
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    Nazir Xanman

    Jan 24, 2017
    I was biking and looked at a dog outside someones door, idk y but i got scared nd dipped for no reason and it chased me, biked into my garage and closed it to prevent the dog from gettin it
     
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  5. Buu
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    Buu

    Jan 24, 2017
    :wtf2wtf: a dog bruh?
     
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    Nazir Xanman

    Jan 24, 2017
    ye
     
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  7. Buu
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    Jan 24, 2017
    How big was it? Never been scared of dogs ever.
     
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Jan 24, 2017
    a bear ripped through my fence and was chillin outside my glass door and i didnt realise so i opened the door to let the dog out and my dog went to aattack the bear and chases the bear down the stairs and they started to face off and all i could do was watch and i love my dog so i was extremely afraid luckily the bear seemed to get bored of swinging and missing so he ran away and my dog was safe

    whew
     
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  9. Nazir
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    Jan 24, 2017
    big black dog
     
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

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    Do you know that Owls eat worms
     
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    d--- ive never seen a bbd up blose
     
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    Jan 24, 2017
    One of my friends got rabies over the summer :') He's the type of dude who would get rabies too which makes the situation even better
     
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  13. Buu
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    Buu

    Jan 24, 2017
    about a good chunk dogs just need to sniff you to not fw you , if he was f---ing rushing to you then shiiiit. unless their owner Is Mike Vick you would of be aight :kapppa:
     
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    b---- im a dog, roof
     
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

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    seriously f--- bears bro
     
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    Buu

    Jan 24, 2017
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    Jan 24, 2017
    do you know Owls get parasitic worms?
     
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    Jan 24, 2017
    The worst animal encounter I have ever had was when this b---- tried nibbling on the tip of my d-ck..... I had to show her real quick what was up.... than I f----- her like a jack rabbit
     
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    Jan 24, 2017
    you f----- her? Definitely would of called Animal Control..
     
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  20. K18 El Duderino
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    K18 El Duderino Welcome to the Dopamine Dome

    Jan 24, 2017
    yeah cause she knew how to have crazy sex.
     
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