Eminem create your own Eminem cringe bars

Started by Big Dangerous, Apr 18, 2017, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Apr 18, 2017
    and f--- donald trump with a disgruntled stump
    a stunted funk, put him in somebodys trunk
    and, blast him with a barrel of crunk
    a terrible one, obtuse diagonal punks
    get your back right like an animal runt


    i saw dem thighs like a lumberjack r---r
     
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  2. Big Dangerous
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    butt to the wall backing it all up
    toilets clogged, yeah cause the sewers exploding
     
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  3. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Apr 18, 2017
    but stans youre in sweden how did u get to sweden?
    we follow you Em u told us that u werent leaving
    you lied to us Em now you made Em sxn sad
    we just wanna give you this coin
    it says "top 5 rappers eminem slim shady marshal b-rabbit white guy from d12"
     
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  4. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Apr 18, 2017
    Calm the f--- down big
    Get me some ganja
     
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  5. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Apr 18, 2017
    I'm waiting for spatula blessings
     
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  6. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Apr 18, 2017
    f--- Ja Rule, and Donald Trump is actually cool
    Yea that's right, we're both white, POWER
    Cowards, go take a shower, you smell bad
    I pissed on you, Miley Cyrus, and her dad
    URINE! for a nightmare when I spit like this (chainsaw noise)
    Just like Guerrera when he met my...................
    .....
    ...
    ....
    FIST!
     
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  7. Big Dangerous
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    when I spit like this (VRNN VRNNN)

    *em fans cream their pants*
     
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  8. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Apr 18, 2017
    quit playin with the mumble rap and trap and cut the crap
    i shouldnt have to use so many syllables whenever i rap
    i said i was king i lied through my teeth
    for that f--- i s--- now d---
     
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    Apr 18, 2017
    She's my sunshine
    and I write these rhymes for her
    Until it turns into a f---ing horror movie
    and I slice
    her f---ing neck open twice
     
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  10. Big Dangerous
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    not enough syllables and rhyming

    btw someone who isnt afraid to be banned tag Em sxn in this thread???
     
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    Apr 18, 2017
    She's my sunshine
    and I write these rhymes for her
    Until it turns into a f---ing horror movie
    and I slice
    her f---ing neck open twice

    good enough
     
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  12. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Apr 18, 2017
    My d-ck is longer than an Anime i ain't a Hentai tho
    This d-ck is higher than khalifa tower i ain't in dubai tho
     
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    Krabby Patty OVOXO

    Apr 18, 2017
    Watch me make waves like an ocean, i'm floating/
    Imma r--- Sia and smother her with her hair like i'm mowing/
     
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  14. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Apr 18, 2017
    Holy f--- this thread was a horrible idea
     
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    Spatula Relapse is a masterpiece

    Apr 18, 2017
    Put Sarah Michelle Geller in a seashell, sell her
    as a geisha and tell her
    ye shall dwell better than Helen Keller in a diesel well and
    I'm a felon, Ellen
     
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  17. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

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    holy s--- i knew @Spatula was gonna drop the :emoji_fire: but if i didnt know any better i would think Em wrote these lines himself
     
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    Spatula Relapse is a masterpiece

    Apr 18, 2017
    I'm pretty satisfied with the way it turned out
     
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    Apr 18, 2017
    This is sad.
     
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  20. Enlisted
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    Enlisted Enlisted

    Apr 18, 2017
     
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