Jan 11, 2015

How many injuries have you suffered so far in life and what were they?

Stitches in my head twice ( playing baseball, the other practicing sliding in baseball in my house as a kid)
Stitches in my finger.
Dislocated hip (football)
Chipped a bone in my knee (basketball)
Clogged a blood vessel below my knee (football)
Dislocated my finger (basketball)
Sprained my left ankle, broke my right (both non sports related injuries)

i was the light skin greg oden, the puerto rican amare stoudemire and the straight eye'd tmac growing up. I've been injury free for a while now.

 

Jan 11, 2015

Beat 3 open heart surgeries.

 

Jan 11, 2015

wow

 

Jan 11, 2015

Broke my 2 front teeth
Bruised my hand (nearly broke). Still feel it sometimes lol and for a while some skin on my pinky was numb
Bruised ribs

 

Jan 11, 2015

Injuries that required surgery-
Both knees operated on
Torn labrum in shoulder
Destroyed cartilage in wrist
Two foot surgeries

Injuries that healed naturally or I live with-
AC Joint Seperation
Broken Foot
Broken Hand
Torn Lat Muscle
Ruptured L5/S1 disc in lower back
Arthritic neck joint
Countless sprained ankles and battles with tendonitis

I'm Batman circa The Dark Knight Rises

 

Jan 11, 2015

Had Orchiopexy surgery when I was 6.

EDIT: My left testacle was undescended

 

Jan 11, 2015

Got big piece of glass on the side of my foot. s--- was bleeding like crazy. My momma didn't even take me to the hospital sewed that s--- up herself lol
Sprained the same ankle twice playing basketball.
Hot iron fell flat on my leg, s--- looked disgusting going through the healing process.
I was a tomboy growing up so I had a whole bunch of scrapes and cuts

 

Jan 11, 2015

-Dislocated my finger playing basketball

-Quite a few sprained ankles

-Staples in my head

-Shot myself in the wrist with a wrist rocket (Sling shot)

-Cut my leg open taking the garbage out once. There was a broken glass in it that stuck in my leg, and a vein was hanging out.
-Tried doing a drunken flip off a trampoline once, and basically did a swan dive straight into the ground. Thought I broke my neck, didn't, and have had reoccurring back injuries ever since. If I move just right my back will tense up, and hurt like h--- for a couple days.

That's about it, nothing major.

 

Jan 11, 2015

i remember i was play street football and as i went to jump and catch the football my hand hit a rusty barbed wire fence leaving a little gash in my hand. I kept playing and 5 minutes later my hand swole up like eddie murphy in the nutty professor, i had to get rushed to the hospital for an iv.

 

Jan 11, 2015

the 2nd time i got stitches i almost killed myself, i was off of work so i woke up like at 1-2pm and i didnt eat anything or drink anything since the previous night like 11pm or so. I went straight to bathroom and grabbed a blade to shape myself up a bit but i struggled to open the blade so i forced it open and it sliced right through my finger. 30 seconds after i sliced myself all i remember was feeling drowsy and weak, next thing i know my brother was screaming, shaking me trying to wake me up from the bathroom floor he said i felt like dead weight he couldn't pick me up (i weight like 168) eventually i woke up after he kept slapping me. I drank water and ate a piece of bread and my body rejuvenated. I had passed out because i didnt have anything in my body when i lost mad blood from the cut. My brother wasn't supposed to be home that day either I almost killed myself over a cut that required 5 stitches

 

Jan 11, 2015

Lol no ghetto up bringing. My moms from the islands, she rather use home remedies than go to a doctor.

 

Jan 11, 2015

In the summer when I was eight or something like that me and my friends were having relay races in my backyard (using croquet balls, big and heavy). My partner wasn't very fast so he threw the ball and it hit me on my right eyebrow. I had to get 7 stitches.

A few years back (I might have been 10) on Halloween Day I was riding a bike on some steep hill in my friend's backyard. He had a patio which was lower than the flat part of his yard so there was a wall kind of dividing the two sides. (Like 3 feet high). I rode down the hill and tried to do a jump off the wall but the wall was maybe four inches taller than the ground so my front tire hit the wall and I flew off and the bike landed on my back and my head. I got knocked out and when I came to I was covered in blood. I ended up getting one staple because it was a small puncture but it blead a lot. And yes, I did use that bloody shirt as my costume.

The same year as that croquet incident I was riding my bike down the street (a hill). All of the sudden this other kid on a bike pulls out of his driveway and our front tires hit each other. I flew over the handlebars and tore tissue in my hand. Not major, it hurt a lot though.

Extra (my fault): I let my friend place his hand in a rolled up sleeping bag and punch me as hard as he could in the chest. It didn't hurt like a punch but the pressure placed on my chest took my breath away. Now the bones in my chest are uneven and one side noticeably sticks out.

 

Jan 11, 2015

I forgot I accidentally cut my wrist doing a school project. It took like 3-5 seconds before it even started bleeding. Wasn't deep enough to have it even looked at but now I got a 4 inch scar

 

Jan 11, 2015

-Broken collar bone, so it was me my brother and 2 friends playing 2 touch football in our back yard. I'd say 15 20 yards long and so these coons kick it off and I return that s--- back like Devin Hester and before I get to the imaginary end zone my own f---ing brother kicks the s--- out my legs and I fall forward hard. I kid you not I fall directly into this d--- ant hole that had been there for years and I'm crying trying to get up cause of the ants too I'm stressing but can't move cause I instantly knew I broke something. My mom's started yelling at my a--- and she took me to er and I got a sling etc. s--- was a terrible moment in my life.

-Broken Arm, forgot how it happened but this was about 6th grade. Going into 7th grade I started working out for football and ya boy is at a summer shape up camp (mainly dudes with a few xc runners :dotass and after missing some weeks I feel healed enough that i decide I need to workout... We're doing box jumps and I papoose and fell forward and pretty much broke my arm again. I stay taking Ls in life.

-stitches in head, basically hit my head playing hide n seek while on vacation. er visit fml. About 8th grade.

-Stingers, throughout high school football played with them. I think there's more I'll post later.

 

Jan 11, 2015

Exactly...thats smart

 

Jan 12, 2015

Dislocated my knee in school playin soccer. Was lying there in tinfoil waiting for the ambulance while everyone looked past.