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Eminem Line cracked you up so bad when your first heard it

Started by Kill For You, Oct 5, 2016, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Kill For You
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    Kill For You

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    We had our post Eminem cringe punchline thread, now let's be positive and post something good he did and actually cracked you up and made you feel the Slim Shady awesomeness,

    Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay

    I will start:

    Mine was the 'I even make the b------s I r--- c-m' ,

    it had that Eminem voice on it that been fading away since the Re-up
     
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

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    "Stroke My Cactus" :travishead:

    "Imma put my thumb in her butt" :future:
     
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  3. Kill For You
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    Kill For You

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    GOAT :lmaooo:
     
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  4. K18 El Duderino
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    A K18 song called On God

    "I ate that p---- like a chicken nugget kid cuisine"
     
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  5. Ricky
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    That "l-l-l-lesbian!" part in So Much Better is still cracking me up :eminem2:
     
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  6. Big Dangerous
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    love how this is in Eminem sxn and nobody cares
     
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    Now if I f--- this model and she just bleached her a------
    And I get bleach on my t-shirt I'ma feel like an a------ :kreepykanye:
     
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    hahaha sameeee ,,, I just chuckled thinking of it
     
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    My homeboy just domed a n-----
     
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    Kill For You

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    post us Biggie line
     
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    "Unbelievable" itself is GOAT
     
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    HowHigh Can we get much higher?

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    inb4 "You look so good huh, I s--- on your daddy's d-ck"
     
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    Lol if forums existed back then he would have gotten roasted so hard.
     
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    "if Fay had twins she'd probably have two Pacs

    get it? tu pac's"
     
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    my wu tang slang is

    mad f---in dangruss


    idk why but that line cracks me up cause its so blunt
     
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    calm batman
     
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    Now see that gerbil, grab that tube
Shove it up my butt

    Let that little rascal nibble on my a------, uhh, yeah, right there, right there

    Ahhh I'm coming ahhh yeaaah
     
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    What they don't know is the fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio
    She loves the way I lie
    Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow
     
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  19. Kill For You
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    I really love how he approached this punchline
     
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    The worst line must be either that diary of diarrhea or gay a--- teddybear - bi-pilar line
     
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