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Serious How often do you masturbate?

Started by Soldier, Aug 7, 2016, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Aug 7, 2016
    Go.
     
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  2. shahidah
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    shahidah watch me work it JT

    Aug 7, 2016
    OP didn't say how often he masturbates
     
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  3. Pato v3
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    Pato v3 exilio

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    You first champ.
     
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  4. Mano
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    Mano

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    3-5x a week :jo:
     
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  5. Lil Wayne
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    At least twice a day, once in the morning right after I work out and once right after lunch

     
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  6. shahidah
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    shahidah watch me work it JT

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    do you guys have like a masturbation cypher??
     
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  7. Final
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    Final ⚘

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    ? Everyone knows all the shitposters meet for an annual session... here's footage from last year

    [​IMG]
     
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  8. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

    Aug 7, 2016
    once a day, maybe less, depending on what's going on
     
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  9. Caslon
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    Caslon covered n moe

    Aug 7, 2016
    whats masturbate?? im too innocent to know

    but for real
    not often

    maybe once a week - once every other week ish
     
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  10. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Aug 7, 2016
    I see u filming there in the background you dirty dog:comeon:
     
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  11. I Am Daddy
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    I Am Daddy

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    :rejoice:
     
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    :emoji_punch::emoji_eggplant::dashsymbol:
     
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    Final ⚘

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    I would never miss witnessing a circle jerk... I'm like the Annuals of S80
    I need to be there for everything to document it that's all Shhhh
     
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  14. Nori
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    Aug 7, 2016
    twice a day, once in the morning in the bathroom as i gaze at my g herbo poster, and then at night before i go to bed with the lights off with joe budden's discography playing in the background
     
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  15. Soldier
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    Soldier big cuntry's alias

    Aug 7, 2016
    well, at least you tried ^
     
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  16. Skippy
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    Skippy vr

    Aug 7, 2016
    twice a day, once in the morning in the bathroom as I gaze at my g eazy poster, and then at night before I go to bed with the lights off with big sean's discography playing in the background.
     
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  17. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Aug 7, 2016
    Once a day, usually after I get off of work (pun not intended)


    However I did get kinda depressed last month and went like 2 weeks without jerking
     
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  18. The Gooch
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    The Gooch Gucci FlipFlops (aka Rap Game's Steven Adams)

    Aug 7, 2016
    Circle jerking holding hands kumbaya kumbaya
     
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  19. marmin shkreli
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    marmin shkreli multi til the sun die

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    I have probably averaged a jerk a day for like five years. About to start dating a Christian girl so the count might rise
     
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    DoCtaGriLLz

    Aug 7, 2016
    OP is the master baiter.
     
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